Bros (Private between me and Gyro)

Johnathan pushed open the heavy door to the game room and saw Lewis in there. "Hey" he said nonchalantly. "Let's start the gaming. "

"Assassin's creed 2. Turns. One death or restart and we switch. One watches and one plays. Go" johnathan said quickly as the game started. He was reminded of Smosh's parody video and smiled. He eventually rode a horse over a towns person an handed the control to Lewis.

Johnathan laughed-for the first time in a few years- as Lewis attacked old men and young children. Soon he joined in on the fun. He started running around Venice, stabbing people with hidden blades. "I love this game!"

Johnathan caught the can and popped the top, but the trip through the air had shaken up the can, so as he opened it a spray of fizz splashed up at his face. Johnathan began laughing again and wiped the soda off his face. Thank god he wasn't holding the controller.

Johnathan laughed once more. Thank god they weren't drinking alchahol. Wait...... He flecked his can to be sure, but it was dr, pepper. " what would Morgan freeman say about this?" He found himself asking aloud. It was a completely random thought, but too late to take it back now.

"Yup." He replied. He continued playing the game after his hyper streak left him, and he killed a few more babies ad elderly.

"Whatcha thinking about?" Johnathan asked as the image of ezio stopped in the town square during Lewis's turn.

Johnathan smiled. "Morgan freeman indeed. I wonder what it would be like to be him......or chuck Norris." Johnathan. Sao and smiled. "Did you know that chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in 3 moves?" He asked ridiculously.

"I wish I was the core of all those jokes." Johnathan said, daydreaming. "I wonder who made the first chuck Norris joke."
Johnathan really did wish that. To be looked upon as a god.....wow.

Lewis smirked. "The fame would be kind of nice. I bet the first person to make a Chuck Norris joke looked like a fool..." But now he's probably looked onto as a god. Well, probably not since nobody knows who he is.

"Most people who did something first looked like fools. Did you know the first chuck Norris joke was made by chuck himself? 'When god said "let there be light" nothing happened because chuck Norris was holding down the light switch'" Johnathan recited from memory.

Johnathan grinned. "Dang it" he said as Lewis stole the controller. He then picked up a few cherry cokes, took a large frosted mug out of the freezer, poured the cokes in and tarted chugging the entire thing.

Lewis concentrated on the game, but started watching Jonathan out of the corner of his eye when he got up. As he poured all the soda in a big mug and chugged it all, he wished that he had a gas mask. The amount of burps would be overwhelming, he predicted.

"Wait for it...wait for it......UUUURRPP!" He burped loudly. "Be right back I need to pee!" He said and dashed to the bathroom and 10 minutes later he came back. "Whoo, that's better!" He said and grinned stupidly.