by Morgan Landry 1/2/2019, 11:41 am
OOC: You want late & crap quality? :P
BIC: Sasha ducked and parried blows, jumping from one person to the next. Her strategy was never to knock someone out or leave them on the ground, just to annoy them, land a blow or two, and wear them out enough for the person afterwards to finish the job. Despite being chubby, she was very quick on her feet and managed to snake her way through the lines in a matter of moments. Her bees were useful, but they got distracted way too easily by flowers and plants. Sasha always had to snap them back into focus. "I'll give you all the honey you want, just stick with me," she grunted, smashing the pommel of her sword on someone's nose. Panting, she took a brief second to look around. It wasn't as chaotic as she thought. The legionaries were coming out in neat lines, fought, then switched places with those behind them at the blow of a whistle. That way they could rest a little and the opponents would always be faced with fresh fighters. Was better for wearing them down. Defenders always had to constantly be at 100% while attackers could allow themselves to hover at 75%.
Sasha took another brief second to locate Evie. Standing a few meters away, she looked like a goddess of war - which was only half true after all. Sasha watched as she knocked down two legionaries in two seconds, her sword a flash of metal. Holy Venus, stop giving me butterflies in the middle of a battle.
"Ow!!" Sasha tasted dirt. The back of her head hurt like someone had cracked a coconut on it. She blinked away the red stars and rolled around as fast as she could, but someone's spear tucked itself under her chin.
"Daydreaming, are we?"
Goddamn it, it was that optio she couldn't stand.
"Yeah, about pedicabo et irrhumabo te," Sasha shot back. It was sh!te syntax but she didn't care.
The optio spluttered, "How d-DARE you-" he started, before slapping his ear and waving his hands in front of his face. The swarm of bees had come back, buzzing angrily at the person who had attacked the daughter of their goddess. Sasha didn't lose a second, grabbed the spear and shoved its butt hard into his Adam's apple. It wasn't enough to crush his windpipe, but definitely enough to get him to drop to his knees coughing and wheezing. Sasha left him there, "accidentally" kneeing him in the face as she whirled around to face another attacker.