Ellie's bunk

Elijah nodded, it was normall to have a mean coach when you play sports, to Elijah, the mean coaches are the better coaches. "The mean ones push you to do better." Eli concluded. Man, he was on a roll with the deep sayings today.

He remembered in seventh grade he had one of the meanest Lacrosse coaches to ever walk Earth. His name was Coach Bunny. It sounds funy, but honestly, he was the rudest, most offencive person a teen could ever meet. He was a plump man and he didn't have any hair on his head. All of his hair went to his chest or back. Elijah and his teamates allways thought he was trying to live through the team. He obviosly couldn't bend down to even play.

It was during the play offs. Natrually, Elijah was first line. He was amazing at lacrosse after all. But then during the game, he kept on not catching the ball. Coach was so mad. Though, he didn't show it, but obviously, you could tell because his face was so red. He told Elijah that the ball is a sacred thing, and if you drop it you're cursed. Eli didn't believe that crap. But just incase, he made sure he wouldn't drop the ball.

By the near end of the game, the two teams were tied. Eli has been scoring the majority of the points. It was one minute before the clock runs out. This oaf, Mason chose to throw the ball to Elijah when he wasn't looking. Coach screamed, 'Sacred!' and Elijah quickly was able to catch it with his stick and shoot it easily into the net.

Now, majority of that story never really makes sence to people who Elijah has told it to. But basically, the coach scared him into winning. And obviously, it worked effectivly.