AKC's Bunk

It's already been 25 days in camp for AKC, at last, Mother Iris' has shown her blessings and accepted him. He is way too excited for all this. After years of living a life of a pest, hiding from beasts and ambushing them and killing them, has made a huge impact on him, He can control his sword, he is absolute sure of what to do at the time of siege by enemies, but he can take.
He is the hero the world deserves, but not te one they need it right now. So, he can take it, everything.
"What am I thinking, I should rather get something to eat, but, here's nothing, not even nachos, where's my stuff, ah, should really find something to eat."
turns around, bumps his right leg on the bed, "Ouuccchhh"
Leaves room.

i bring in some nachos and coke and say "hey i am princess. i have a weird name don't i ?" i try to make convorsation.