I'm just...sick of it all

I blushed deeply and pushed him away."Why did you do that?"

Bowing his head, Alucard felt a pain in his chest as he said "I apologize master, I acted upon my emotions. I apologize for this, punish me however you wish." Alucard said, a remorseful look on his face.

"Wait....You said that this is done by people who love each other, right?"I asked Nico curiously

Teeth clenching tightly as the blood surged through his head, his heartbeat pounding in his ears, Alucard slowly stood, saying "It is good to see that you are okay master." In a blank, emotionless voice.

I gently pushed Nico away and stood up, smiling at Ally. "Well then, I love you. So I have to kiss you"I concluded and pressed my lips against his before kneeling next to Nico. "But I love you too, so I have to kiss you too"I grinned and repeated my actions."There. All happy"

Stunned into silence, Alucard merely stared in shock at his master before a small pink tinge came to his pale cheeks. "Thank-you master, but I do not believe it works that way.'

"Why not?"I whined and pouted. "I love you both. So I kiss you both. Easy"

Sighing at the naivete of his master, Alucard began to explain. "When you kiss a family member or close friend, it is proper to kiss them on the cheek or forehead. However, when you kiss somebody who you love romantically, that is when you should be kissing them on the lips." Alucard finished, his blush quickly fading as he lectured his master.

"What's the difference?"I frowned. "Love is love and kisses are kisses"

Clenching his fist slightly, Alucard muttered in a dark tone, hopefully quiet enough to not be heard, "You just love to play with my feelings, don't you." After saying this, Alucard flexed his gloved hands in emotional agony.

I said, "The difference is romantic and platonic love. You and Alucard have no want for romance, so it's platonic. I love you romantically, however, which means I kiss you on the lips, Sapphire. I know, it's a bit complicated, but you'll get it someday."

OOC: Going to sleep. Good night!

OOC: Gnight XD We left u in the dust.

"No, you don't get it! I love you both and I love you the same. So why can't I kiss you both?"I explained

Clenching his jaw tightly, his teeth grinding as he spoke, Alucard said "Because it is morally wrong. No man wishes to see their beloved kiss another man nor should they. It... it is painful..." Alucard finished with a slighty pained tone of voice.

"B-but... What if you learn to love each other? Then you can kiss too and it's all better!"I suggested and grinned excitedly

Nearly vomiting at the thought, Alucard said "Despite the fact that the worm does seem that way, I for one feel no attraction towards any males."

"Ugh, you're weird"I pouted."I'm just trying to find a better solution!:

Wiping his expression again, Alucard said "Just be with the worm. It is obvious that you" Alucard struggled with the next few words, "love him, so why even bother with me." Alucard stated. However, internally he was heartbroken. however, he was trying to push her away so that she would be less affected by his inevitable death. From how he was feeling, lucard could tell that he only had a week or two left.

"Because I love you too, silly!"I exclaimed and pulled him into a hug."You've been my protector and best friend and only one in my life for years! I can't lose you"

Clenching his jaw tightly, Alucard said you can't choose both of us Sapphire, and I hold your happiness in priority over mine. Go be with the worm."

"But why can't I?! I don't want to leave any of you behind. Please, Ally?"I begged and looked up at him with puppy-dog eyes

OOC: Damn, you really want her to have a mini reverse-harem, dontcha?

BIC: Shaking his head, Alucard said "What would you parents say if they knew you were 'together' with two boys at once, let alone with one of them being your servant?"