Yohoho it's 23rd of September today ~ aka bisexual pride day.
For those of you who may not be aware of it, bisexuality is one of those sexual orientations that are still not recognized by a lot of people, even in the LGBT community. Does it suck? Pretty much. Other than that, there are a lot of tropes people associate with us bisexuals, for example that we are unfaithful by nature, that we're confused, going through a phase (heard that one a lot), greedy, trying to get male attention, or simply that we don't exist.
Therefore, bisexual pride day is a great day to say a big fat
♪ F#ck you ♫
to all the people who ever shamed us for liking guys and girls :) And to celebrate. It's Friday! Go out! Party hard, you deserve it.
I'm gonna go on a tangent and say something about my favourite bisexual celeb. There are a lot of them out there, Freddie Mercury, Billie Joe Armstrong, David Bowie, (even Caligula) to name a few, but my absolute all time favourite has to be la Maupin.
She lived in 1600/1700s France and to be fair, her story has been rewritten and fictionalized quite a bit -- but that doesn't matter to me cause it's just soooo amazing.
So la Maupin (actual name Julie d'Aubignac) was a woman who rocked both singing and swordfighting. The latter was of course a fcking rarety in 1600s France, so you already know she had to be badass. Basically: she cross-dressed as a kid. She ran away from her husband with a fencing master and made a living with him on the streets, still cross-dressing. Then she fell in love with a girl and had an affair with her, and when her parents sent her to a convent to get her away from la Maupin, she actually followed her there, faked her lover's death by putting a nun's corpse in her bed and setting the room on fire, and escaped with her. It only lasted a couple of months between them, but damn.
Anyway later on she had a dual with another guy, almost killed him, and became his lover a few days later.
After a few more affairs and sh!t-hit-the-fan moments, she became an opera singer, and a damn good one. Performed in Paris. She was famous with her coworkers for actually beating the crap out of another singer who had been impossibly rude to the women of the opera, and also had a famous smack talk battle with a well-known Parisian noble.
Sh!t hit the fan again when she made out with a girl during a ball and 3 guys challenged her for a duel. She actually beat them all. But since the law was against duels, she had to flee and took refuge in Brussels, where she briefly dated a high-ranking noble of the Holy Roman empire.
For some odd reason she died in a convent. She had retired there after the death of her last lover, a French marquise.
Long story short, she was a sass master who spent her life beating people up and/or making out with them and is thus my absolute role model.
Now peace out and never be trapped in a closet. It's dark in there.
~ Poof ~