Quick little thread

Alcer Rune was currently arguing with his new friend, Dante, about the best kind of chocolate. "I'm telling you! Jalapeno Chocolate is the Best!" Alcer shouted in frustration as he unwittingly walked outside of the camp borders.

"You are insane! Dark chocolate is way better!!" Dante yelled,

However, neither of them noticed the massive 27-wheeler truck that was barrelings towards them at 666 kph.

"You honestly have no taste in chocolate!" Dante yelled.

"Ha! You really think-" Alcer was cut off as he truck slammed into them, crushing Dante and Alcer's right arm into a paste, causing Alcer to howl in pain as the truck continued driving away. Still yelling in pain, Alcer's mind cleared slightly as he realzied he needed to cauterize it. Pulling out his lighter, Alcer burned the flesh to prevent blood loss, howling in pain. Nearly 6 hours later, Alcer finally gathered the energy to move and, standing, he walked back to camp.

And that is the story of how Dante died.

The end.