All you've gotta do is find some random and pointless reason to ban the user who posted before you.
Example:
Joe: "banned for being a goofball"
Jim: "banned for using the word goofball"
Joe: "banned for hatin on the word goofball"
(And it carries on this way forever and ever and ever(or until admin says "no more"))
So, I suppose I'll start the game.
Banned for not existing.