super cool shadow dragons that have all powers they can breathe black fire because cool invisible words

Ok I apologize.

...thank goodness I wasn't eating anything when I read this. I don't know why, but even with that short length, Rita, your story is still brilliant. This is truly awesome.

my hunky hunk hunk boyfriend left so i went to get some water oops fell down the stairs i started crying again and he came back he got me a glass of water and i stopped crying. 'oh hunky hunk hunk boyfriend i love you' he said 'no we cant be together im a light dragon and your a dark dragon' 'what' i said 'we are not meant for each other by' my boyfriend-ex boyfriend leaves and i start crying again oh my god this is turning out to be terrible why am i a dragon i smash everything then go back to sleep

The drama!!!11!!!11

* Takes a drink of water and reads the story, does spit take all over my room. *
Rita, I dont know if I should be laughing my head off, or be taking this seriously and nomonate it for the best internet story ever.

SPIT_TAKE WITH A SAMMICH!! thats how epic this story is. I spit out y sammich like coffee.

omG i love this story so much what a pl0t twisttt!11

i wake up and look around oops destroyed the house i get out of bed and go to the fridge oops destroyed the fridge i look for the butler then oops i ate him last night oops my mistake oops. i made a lot of oppses i listen to linkin park its heavy metal i like that stuff hashteg u dont kno me i keep listening then oops i sat on the stereo and broke it

GIVE US MOAR!!!1!1

MOAR MOAR

Ew white people metal.

i cried i cant listen to heavy music anymore i walk outside and farted oops the whole town melted guess i have to move i spred my wings and fly but then i fall and cry 'i CANT TO ANYTHING RITE!!1!1!!111!!' i cry 4 hors then i crawl around i go miles away then find a forest wit a cave and feelds and flowers omg it ver prett i see goblins and open my mouth to say hi oops my morning breath scared them away

Moar? is that real english? oh well, MOAR

I DEMAND U UPDATE AGAIN!!!111

(And, no, it's not, Wisty.)

MORE UPDATE PLS omG PLOX TWIST

wow they ran back with lambs i love lambs i eat the lambs i burp up wool aha im so funnY LAUGH AT MY JOKE anyways the goblins worshop me theyre ugly ew one flirts with me i tell him hes fired he runs away crying a hUMAN comes up to me omg i hate humans i say whadda u want peasant he says to be ur king he rips off his shirt and itS MY HUNKY HUNK HUNK EX BF he kisses me again SCREAMS i die but then i come back to life because his kisses are so amazing but i kind of choke on his spit a little ew the goblins laugh so i breaTHE SUPER COOL BLACK FIRE ON THEM BWWOOONNNNGGGGG

OMG YAIIIY!!11!! MOAR!!11

no u hav to wait for tomorrow suSPENSE

D: U MEANIE I WANT MOAR /crys

the goblins die oh no i need minions but then i see two goblins remiainginnignirnginingingign a boy and a girl they do the bow chicka wow wow and instanTLY 28957349 MORE GOBILNS BUt the mother died from childberth so idk the dad is sad now and the kids are dncing who knows but i dance with them they say i love u carla i say call me draggy the drag queen dragon they all start worshiping me what a life

OMG YAIII IS THEIR MOAR

i eat i poop i sleep yup typicle dragon drag drag queen life like for me and all up i, amazing dont juste you know m sqag not m y sotry. i fluy away because i need to get awam rom it all ueah lots of draon problens. im a good typer spelled person so i went to a spelling bee in t h e town thingy but i burned it down after i lost I MEAN WON water u talkin bout i dont lose crap u 50 shades of cray qurl but im 59 shares of chickne

bring it back 2 lyf