so like i was writing in my diary and then the house i live in started shaking and i almost died a tree fell right next to me omgg whats going on i ran downstairs my mom said "carla its happening your becoming a dragon leave before they get you" i ran far away from home my wings started sprouting and when i saw my tail i tripped and fell on my face this is only the beginning
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Milocross
10 posters
super cool shadow dragons that have all powers they can breathe black fire because cool invisible words
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hi my name is draggy the drag queen dragon i like embarrassing my sister by breathing fire on her butt if youre reading this you might be a dragon too omg twinzees
so like i was writing in my diary and then the house i live in started shaking and i almost died a tree fell right next to me omgg whats going on i ran downstairs my mom said "carla its happening your becoming a dragon leave before they get you" i ran far away from home my wings started sprouting and when i saw my tail i tripped and fell on my face this is only the beginning
so like i was writing in my diary and then the house i live in started shaking and i almost died a tree fell right next to me omgg whats going on i ran downstairs my mom said "carla its happening your becoming a dragon leave before they get you" i ran far away from home my wings started sprouting and when i saw my tail i tripped and fell on my face this is only the beginning
GwrachSeren- Minister of Magic
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ALL THE AWARDS!
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This....*sobs
This is the bestest story I've ever read. I crey everytim i read dat part "tis only the begining."
This is the bestest story I've ever read. I crey everytim i read dat part "tis only the begining."
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The magic...its like I can really relate to the character.....her falling on her face....I do that sometimes, too!
ITS LIKE WE'RE TWINZEES!!!
ITS LIKE WE'RE TWINZEES!!!
Christian- Senior Member
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OH MY GOD RITA I CHOKED ON MY FRIES WHILE READING THIS
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i kept running holy mother trucker ahhhhhh i fell on my face again what is wrong with me. i sit on the floor and start crying a big dragon flies down to me and turns into a hunky guy with a six pack and short brown hair he says to me hello carla i think youre hot stop crying so i can kiss that pretty face. omg hes ssooooo hot i bet u r all jelly i stop crying and he kisses me true love he turns back into a dragon and flies away i rided on his back to the magical land of dragonland where i saw so many dragons oh my god i couldnt fly yet so i farted on my new hunky dragon boyfriend
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This is just so amazing.
*Taco places star sticker on Rita's head.
*Taco places star sticker on Rita's head.
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JUST REMEMBER THAT SOME PEOPLE WRITE SERIOUS STORIES LIKE THIS
athenarocks
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i luv it i can't spot a single mistake
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heres more guise (((((:
my bf totally took it well and laughed i looked at all the dragons and said wow then they all started bowing down to me hawhaaaattt??? "lord draggy carla the drag queen dragon you are the hottest hottie in all of dragon land we will serve you" i smiled at everyone 'ok everyone make me some apple pie!!" everyone made me apple pie it was so delicious best lunch ever except i got really full so i barfed on my hunky hunk hunk dragon boyfriend oh my god im so sorry!! i said he said it was okay so we danced while barf was still on him and it was soooo romantic but he got some on me ew gross awkward
my bf totally took it well and laughed i looked at all the dragons and said wow then they all started bowing down to me hawhaaaattt??? "lord draggy carla the drag queen dragon you are the hottest hottie in all of dragon land we will serve you" i smiled at everyone 'ok everyone make me some apple pie!!" everyone made me apple pie it was so delicious best lunch ever except i got really full so i barfed on my hunky hunk hunk dragon boyfriend oh my god im so sorry!! i said he said it was okay so we danced while barf was still on him and it was soooo romantic but he got some on me ew gross awkward
nix- Sugar Daddy
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is it so wrong that i actually find this better than half the stuff people write here. omg i'm laughing so hard i ship dragon dude/barf girl. dey are perffff.
GwrachSeren- Minister of Magic
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Rita, may I confess my undying love for you?
Jules- Loyal Member
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hahaha omg why isnt this published yet?? :O
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sry it took so long had to werk on my other mastrepeeces!!11!!1!
we kept dancing then he kISSED ME OH MY GOD AAAHHHHHH best day evur. he took me to a big gigantic house and he said 'my lady here is your house you will rest here and you will be royalty' omg im the qUEEN???????? i jumped and he hugged me goodbye then i went to my room my bed was suPEr comfy omg best bed evER i fell right asleep and dreamed bout mysticel being omg whats going on i said they said u wil burn bish omg i woke up screming the hole town came to see me in distress emBARRASSING WHY DO I KEEP GETTING EMBARRASSED
we kept dancing then he kISSED ME OH MY GOD AAAHHHHHH best day evur. he took me to a big gigantic house and he said 'my lady here is your house you will rest here and you will be royalty' omg im the qUEEN???????? i jumped and he hugged me goodbye then i went to my room my bed was suPEr comfy omg best bed evER i fell right asleep and dreamed bout mysticel being omg whats going on i said they said u wil burn bish omg i woke up screming the hole town came to see me in distress emBARRASSING WHY DO I KEEP GETTING EMBARRASSED
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The suspense!!!!
Jules- Loyal Member
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Ritaa omg. Can I make this a movie when your done?
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ok guise maybe i can work up a small mastrepeece for u todey <3
everyone crowded around me 'whats wron my queen!' they said i said omg i had a nightmare someone told me to burn bbish creys 5ever everyone was so nice to me they hugged me but only my hunky hunk hunk dragon boyfriend was allowd on my bed wink wonk heeh no not lik that ew ambedextrus i think that means you wait until ur marryed to do the bow chicka bow wow
everyone crowded around me 'whats wron my queen!' they said i said omg i had a nightmare someone told me to burn bbish creys 5ever everyone was so nice to me they hugged me but only my hunky hunk hunk dragon boyfriend was allowd on my bed wink wonk heeh no not lik that ew ambedextrus i think that means you wait until ur marryed to do the bow chicka bow wow
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Oh my god Rita, this master piece, it puts Rick to shame
nix- Sugar Daddy
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am i ur boifriend
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why isn’t this a bestseller
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no spamming please
GwrachSeren- Minister of Magic
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Zarato, please explain that?
If you fail to do so, it will be reported as possibly inappropriate language.
If you fail to do so, it will be reported as possibly inappropriate language.
GwrachSeren- Minister of Magic
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It sounds inappropriate. I suggest you don't use it any longer. Thanks.
EDIT: This is your first warning.
EDIT: This is your first warning.
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