by Metilinos 7/23/2015, 1:02 am
"Thanks for the tour!" Andrew yelled, in a joking sarcastic tone. His eyes immediately darted to the woods. He was alone, after all. He was hopeful to go exotic hunting, but his hope soon faded. No bow, no gear, and most importantly, no Netha. Maybe another time, but for now, it was time to go find his best friend.
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Andrew stepped into his room, it was simply amazing, as was the rest of the castle. The first thing he noticed was his bag on his bed, rather, he noticed what was in front of his bag instead.
"Netha!" Andrew nearly shouted as he approached her and hugged her. And to his his surprise, she tolerated. He gave her a few pets, happy to be reunited. "I missed you, girl. I'll do my best to see if we can get some time to go hunting before we go home, whenever that is." He promised, looking at his furry friend who had made herself comfortable on his bed. "It's certainly bigger than the one at camp. You'll have enough space to sleep next to me and you won't have to touch me." Andrew joked, as he yanked out his phone. "Gotta make a quick phone call." He said aloud.
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"So she's single then?"
"Yes."
"You know, I feel like ninety percent of our phone calls are me asking you yes or no questions."
"Yes."
"How are things going over there?"
"Yes- good. I meant good. I uh. Sort of made her step-father angry at me."
"Yikes. That's a nice way to make an impression."
"Yeah. But I figure, hey, the worst case scenario is that I get banned from New Zealand."
"That does... sound like an awkwardly small punishment despite it being huge. Good luck passing a background check."
"That's a good point. Well, guess I'm never going to get a good job."
"What about the ball? Have you done any studying on what that will be like?"
"Absolutely not."
"Son, you're going to bomb tomorrow night. And I'm oddly more proud of you now more than ever. But, uh, do me a favor."
"Yessir?"
"This girl, that you're totally in to even if you won't admit it. Go for the hail-mary. I do TV, I know, all it takes is the kiss."
"Oh my God, dad."
"Do it."
"Go to sleep."
"Andrew, I know my way. Do it."
"It's late here. I gotta shower and go to bed."
"Hey, alright. But when you don't kiss her, I'm gonna say you shoulda."
"I'll keep that in mind. I love you, tell mom I said hi. And for the love of God, please don't tell her I have a crush on someone. She'll take it like it's a big deal and call me every hour."
"I love you too. We miss you. Don't get killed by hobbits."
Andrew hung up the phone, happy and laughing from the conversation. He quickly showered and layed out his formal-wear for the following evening. He combed his hair in the mirror, making remarks on how good he looked. Netha had an expression of dis-amusement. When all was said and done, Andrew finally closed his eyes and nearly instantly passed out from the comfort of the bed. The last thing he could feel was a furry side rubbing up against him.