THE BEST EFIN STORY IN THE REST OF YOUR TERRIBLE LIFE

nICO WAS TROLLALLY CHARGING AT THE MONSTER WHEN HE FELL ASLEEP. HE WAS ALLL LIKE SUP DRAGON-HYDA-THING-WITH-WINGS IMA KILL YOU.

THEN HE WAS ALL LIKE OH NO IM ASLEEP



AND HE DREAMED OF PERCY AND ANNABETH



PERCY WAS LIKE OMGZ ANNIEBELLAGIRL WE SHOULD LIKE DRINK LEMONADE



AND LEMONADE APPEARED



AND THEN PERCY WAS LIK OMFG ITS NOT EFIN BLUE LEMONADE SOMEONE JUST LIKE KILL ME NOW



AND PERCY WAS ALL LIKE GLASS- SMASHIN AND ANNABETH PULLED OUT A GUN



AND PERCY WAS ALL LIKE ANNIEBELLARELLABONANZAFEEFIFOFANAANNAMHDSWGJSPIUF2GHQPWIOHSDBDSOUILCIDBUIFSDAOIFSPAFODHAS I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

AND ANNIEIOWSHFLJPOIYFHRQ;OIERHLFJEWOI;HRFEWOIJRHJEIOQFHEIOWHFP09087934758392709174903274JREWLKFJKJDKS WAS ALL LIKE JK MAN IM LUKE

AND THEN WAS ALL LIKE JK MAN IM LEO

AND THEN LEO WAS ALL LIKE JK IM SAMMY

AND THEN SAMMY WAS LIKE WHEREFOR ART THOU ROMEO

DENY THY FATHER AND REFUSE THY NAME

AND THAT OTHER STUFF THAT I FORGOT



AND THEN SAMMY WAS HAZEL AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE



HI



AND THEN IT WAS BECKENDORF AND CARLY WAS LIKE



*CRIES*



AND THEN IT WAS CARLY WITH AN EVIL CLIFFHANGER WRITING DEMON POSSESSING HER AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE

*LOL THIS DON'T RHYME*



AND THEN IT WAS ANNIEBETH AND SHE WAS LIKE LOL JK PERCY IM A MASS MURDERER PEW PEW PEW

AND THEN NICO WOKE UP TO FIND THAT CAMP HALF BLOOD AND EVERYTHING WAS A DREAM



AND THEN A KID NAMED HARRY POTTER WALKED INTO HIS ROOM AND HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WIRTH A BROOMSTICK



AND NICO WAS LIKE HARAY

AND HARRAY WAS LIKE NICO WHERE HV U BEENZ MAN U MIZZED QUITSIDCH



AND NICO WAS LIKE I DONT REALY LIKE NO MAN



AND THEN THEY WENT AND PLAYED QUIDDITCHWITH SOME WIZARDS



THEN VOLDEMORT CAME BACK AND WAS LIKE HAPPY BIRFDAH NICO AND THEN KILLED THEM ALL



AND THEN VOLDEMORT WAS ALL LIKE JK I'M PERCY



AND THEN ANNIEBELLARELLA KILLED HIM AND WAS ALL LIKE JK IM ARES



AND THEN IN THE UNDERWORLD PERCY WAS ALL LIKE JK IM ARES TOO



THEN ARES DIED.



AND PERCY WAS ARES ALL ALONG



THE END

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PIPER HEARD ONE DIRECTION

SHE WAS ALL LIKE

OMFG ITZ NIALL ITZ NIALL

AND CARLY WAS LIKE

OMFG HE'S MINE

AND SHE HIT HER WITH PRINCESS CHARLIE

AND THEN NIALL WAS LIKE

OMG MY TRUE LOVE I SHALL RIDE OFF WITH YOU INTO THE SUNSET


AND THEN REYNA WAS ALL LIKE

NOT WITH MY MAN

*cue sassy theme music and Reyna doing the moonwalk*

AND THEN OCTAVIAN WAS LIKE

OMG ITS MILEY CYRUS

THEN ANNIEBELLARELLAFEEFIFOFANNAANNA SHOWED UP AND KILLED HER

BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HER

EXCEPT OCTAVIAN

THEN ANNIERELLA KILLED OCTAVIAN

AND HARRY WAS LIKE

I LIKE MY MASS MURDERERS BLONDE

AND THEN THE OTHER HARRY WAS ALL LIKE NOT WITH MY GURL

AND THEN HE HIT THE OTHER HARRY WITH HIS BROOMSTICK

AND THEN HARRY AND HARRY BEGAN FIGHTING

ZAYN WAS LIKE GUYSESESESESSTOP FIGHTING OR ELSE I WONT GET A NEW TATTOO

AND ALL THE FANGIRLS OF ZAYNLAND ATE HARRY AND NIALL SO ZAYN WOULD STILL GET A TATTOO

AND THEN LOUIS AND LIAM WERE LIKE LETS GO TO HAWAIAI

THERE THEY MET A GIRL NAMED RITA

RITA KILLED THEM

EVENTUALLY, RITA AND ANNIEBELLAHFIOEWGHFOWIUASGWUIGDEW TEAMED UP

THEN HARRY POTTER SWOOPED IN AND KILLED THEM WITH KINDNESS

CUZ THAT ALWAYS WORKS

THEN, IN THE UNDERWORLD, PERCY MET A GUY NAMED X

X KILLED PERCY

LETS TAKE AN UNCALLED FOR LOOK INTO TARTARUS, SHALL WE?

OOH IT LOOKS EVIL

OH AND THERE'S MILEY

OK ENOUGH TARTARUS

NOW TO..........................





























JUSTICE BEAVER

JUSTICE BEAVER CURRENTLY SITS IN HIS STUDIO CURLING HIS LUCIUS MAN

SUDDENLY, HIS TWIN, JUSTIN BIEBER SAID HI

HE WAS KILLED WITH JUSTICE BEAVERS AWESOME HAIRCURLER

SOME RANDOM PERSON NAMED ZACH ATTAC (AKA MR.ATTAC)INHERITED THE HAIRCURLER

THEN, A CRIMINAL NAMED SHAN STOLE IT

AND GAVE TO SOME PERSON NAMED NUTTY

WHO GAVE IT TO MISS DEMETRILICIOUS

WHO GAVE IT TO THE ALL-MOTHER, KENNY

WHO TOLD ME TO STOP USING CAPS

then, the all mother gave it to her husband, the all-father, the king, the creator of the world

Danny


Who gave the curler to me

and then was like

JK I'M JUSTICE BEAVER

and took the curler back.

and then he burned my hands off

and proposed to Miss Landry

And Kenny was all like

NOT WITH MY MAN

and then Miss.Landry and Empress Kenny got in a fight

and they all died

except Beckendorf, Carly, the directors of Sea of Monsters, Lucy Hale, and Rick Riordan

And Carly and Beckendorf lived happily ever after with Rick working as their slave and Carly/Beckendorf spinning on Lucy's head while she ate all the food.

Oh my gosh
this is poetry
thank you for sharing that with us

*tear* so amazing.

POETRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I love this way more than I probably should. Brava, Nutellarella. Brava.

Thank you, my dear. Thank you.

I just read it, and it was amazing!

That.....gave me chills. CCHIIIIIIILLLLZZZZZ

That was..... BURTIFUL

awwwww



THANK YOU MY PRETTIES

I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY AND YOUR POETRY TOO.

One word: wow.

THAT WAS AMAZING!

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