IT IZ RAINING CUPCAKES!!! (Private For Mj)

Out of nowhere, a cat came running in Xeos' direction. It was a Young cat, 2 years old maximum, with grey stripes on its body and stunning yellow eyes. They seemed to glow somehow. When it meowed, it let out a screech almost inhuman and climbed a tree.
Then, after him, the trees hustled and revealed a boy, blonde with blue eyes, running after the cat. His arms were full of tatoos. "Khoshekh! Get back here!" He shouted and nearly ran over the other and his fire. He paused. "Oh dear! I am so so sorry, but have you seen my cat?" He smiled wide, fixing his glasses.



ooc: reminder that Cecil is my queer representative- if he gets flirty towards Xeos, don't freak out.

OOC: OKAZ!! I VILL MINDWARN HIMZ!! :d

BIC: After feeding my dog, my snake uncoils itself before slithering into my jacket with his head resting on my leg. Then, out of nowhere, a cat runs by me and up a tree. After hearing a screech from the cat, I hear a someone yell something before nearly running me over. I hear him ask if I have seen a cat and point directly upwards. "No problem. He's right up there." I say before stroking Yonda's and Decastatum's head, calming them down.

I raise my eyebrow, but shrug it off as a hallucination. I stuff a bit of rabbit in my mouth before standing up and wrapping Decastatum around my chest. I slide my fingers into the grips of my trench knives and stand up. "Don't worry. I'll get it." I say to him, walking up to the tree. I first knock on it to make sure it isn't hollow, rotten, or have a nymph in it. After making sure, I stab my right knife into the tree, before doing the same with the right. I start climbing, and eventually reach the branch with the cat. Then I call out to the boy, "Does it like fish?"

After hearing the boy's answer, I reach into the pocket of my trench coat, and pull out some fish and chains. Then, I pull out a nail and stab it through the end of the chain and into the tree. I repeat this several time along the chain, and the hook the chain onto me. I set the fish in front of me and wait until it comes near.

Seeing the cat walk closer, I grin. I then hear him ask what I am doing. I look down and say "You'll see." I then turn back to the cat , staring at it. Then, I hit the nails a few time with the butt of my trench knives, securing them. 'Almost there. Just a little closer.' I think, seeing the cat getting close.

I grin seeing the cat start eating the fish and slowly reach into my coat. Then, In one swift motion, I tear a chunk of my shirt off and tightly bind the cat. Then, tucking it into my arm, I hold onto the long chain and swing down, spiraling around the tree before finally landing on the ground. I unwrap the cat, still holding it tightly, and walk over to the kid. "Now that, my friend, is how you catch a cat." I say.

I grinned and held a piece of fish towards the cat. "No problem. All in a days work for!" I proclaimed before pausing. "The random guy who you just met when you were almost set on fire!" I exclaimed, puffing out my chest before sliding my trench knives onto my belt.

I grin ominously and say in a creepy voice, "Xeos Exotisi, Son of Set, at your service." I say bowing. Then I point to Yonda and say "This beautiful lady is Yonda, and this guy is Decastatum." I say gesturing to the snake that was sliding out of my color and wrapping around my chest, which I noticed was missing a chunk of the shirt.

I grin. "No problem. You can stay if you want." I said before pulling a couple wooden plates out of my bag and sliding some fish onto them along with some rabbit. "You hungry? It must be very tiring chasing a cat around." I joke, filling up the other plates, setting one down, and setting the other in front of the cat.

Hearing what Cecil said, I grin with such evil that could put Echidna to shame. "Not yet." I say before quickly pulling out a knife and coat it with electricity before stabbing the meat less than half an inch from Cecil's hand. The meat started spasming and turned brown and then stopped as I stopped channeling energy to the knife. "Bon Appetit!" I say while picking up my still raw meat and chewing it slowly, letting some blood and juice dribble down my chin.

Cecil squeaked at that, staring at the meat cooking itself. "Wow." His jaw dropped. "That's so cool! That's as cool as that ever changing tatoo you got there in your neck." He grinned enthusiastically. "Mine do this too. Look." He extended his arms, looking at his own tattoos. In his mind, the spiraled around, but in fact, they were still as any tattoo can be. He fed the cat the fish meat and ate the other, chewing softly.

I raise my eyebrow before chuckling. "Who did you say your godly parent was again?" I ask. Then I remember why I was in the forest in the first place. "Hey have you seen any monsters around here?" I ask.

"Pasithea." Cecil nodded. "Greek. Yours is...egyptian?" He asked softly before the subject changed. He petted Koshekh gently and the cat purred happily. The night was quiet around them, the sound of wood cracking under the fire relaxing. "Oh, hm, not really. Why?"

I sigh sadly. "Nevermind. I was in the mood to kill some stuff." I say creepily. "Yeah, my old dad is the god of sandstorms and chaos." I say shrugging. I pull a rat out of my bag and set it in front of Decastatum who hungrily devoured it.

Cecil frowned. "Well. I can't help much." He sighed softly. "Unless you count Khoshekh's meowing some good call to attract beasts." To demonstrate, he petted Khoshekh and tugged softly on the base of his tail. That inhuman screech that made the birds of another tree fly away in fear came back, and Cecil petted the cat gently. "Sorry, Khoshekh, I had to show him. Here." He took a cat treat from the pocket and held it in front of the cat, who chewed happily on it. He turned to Xeos. "See? His meow barely does anything."

I shrug before grinning. "No problem. If I can't find any tomorrow, I'll just go outside of camp and search." I say shrugging. "No biggie. Anyways, do you have any weapons or powers? It isn't safe to be out here all alone were monsters and creeps and weirdos can find you." I say creepily and ominously, making it creepier by having Decastatum start winding around my chest and onto my neck.