Lets start a conspiracy theory!

Hey everyone, I think it's time for a new conspiracy theory to come to life. There haven't been any interesting ones lately, so lets make up our own bullcrap theory!

I'm thinking around the "The Pope is an Alien" kind of area

What about you?

the pope is an alien who was disguises as a human & is part of the illuminati. he's actually older than the earth itself & built the pyramids with the other aliens

the pope gave birth to us all

the pope is the master in disguise

god is rly a cat

the pope assassinated fred phelps

jfk was rly mlk

Obama is really Bush in disguise.

MLK IS REALLY MILK

Putin is really a bear in a suit.

thats not a theory thats the truth

Good point. Elephants are planning to overthrow the Ugandan government and rule the world.

the giraffes are allies of the elephants but are plotting to take advantage of them the moment they let their guard down

...Kristen Stewarts emotions lie on Mars....

8D

Kim Kardashian actually has a reason to be on earth.

CALM DOWN FISHY DON'T GO ON A RANT ABOUT HOW KRISTEN STEWART IS A PERFECT ACTRESS IT'S OKAY DEEP BREATHS DEEP BREATHS

but srsly tho

kim kardashian is actually the virgin mary & kanye west is god & north west is jesus

North west is truly the black jesus

canon black jesus is actually western headcanon jesus

Morgan Freeman is Clint Eastwood in disguise, who is chuck Norris in disguise.

(Fishy, sorry to offend you there, I hope you knwo it was a joke. :D)

Now I have to go.

pj has to go to his meeting w the illuminati bc they're trying to help the elephants & giraffes overthrow the government & pj is actually immortal & he started the illuminati

(Yes, that may be very true. >:D Now I srsly have to go. xD)

I invented reality
(That ones true; look at my rank)

lila is actually immortal like the rest of her family who are all bros with zeus