Lets start a conspiracy theory!

devy is the virgin mary

matt smith is really a mat wearing a human suit

lila is straight

That's not a conspiracy, Catherine, that's a liiie XD

Aliens watch our planet as a reality show.

fairies watch our planet as a reality show

(fairly odd parents anyone)

((Haha I'm glad someone played off my South Park reference with their own reference))

I am Morgan freeman.

i am number 4

Alien dogs overthrew the cats right after the pyramids were made.

i am david tennants hair

Leaves armrest really tree hairs

Satan created the universe

Morgan Freeman runs Area 51

satan was in a smutty relationship with god before he realized he was being cheated on and so he tried to make out with jesus who told his dad so satan fell from heaven and became king of hell

I'm a half blood

I run Area 51

I'm Osama bin laden.

im actually harry potter because lila & her family got zeus to strike my house with lightning but i survived with only a lightning-shaped scar on my forehead & went to live with my muggle dad's family who were bad as the dursleys who tried to keep me from getting the letters & long story short i went to hogwarts & defeated zeus with the power of love but ended up marrying cho bc shes pretty & nice so we had a child named lucifer satan de vil

devy eats babies

lila this is a place for theories not facts

HEY
catherine & lila are allied with the giraffes & elephants

I am the commander of the giraffe and elephant army

Bob Marley is actually Morgan freeman from a parallel dimension

Gosu is Doublelift!!

I am really tom in disguise