The cab stopped, and a young man with brown hair rolled down the window and said, " Need a ride? " in an Irish accent.
"Come on guys." I say, getting in. "I don't think this guy is a monster." I whisper. "Chili, lead the way!" I command. He takes off, waiting for us. "Just Uh follow that parrot." I say.
The cabbie looked at me, confused. He shrugs. "Alright, but I never knew there were parrots in New York."