All around New York

"Wolf?" I look at Glika with a confused expression. "I thought it was a monkey. Well hello, Monkey."

"It looks Like a... A Russian owl,"

I hold up the... Thing. "Hoot. Hoot. No, it doesn't make owl coughs." I frown and look over to whoever that is beside me. "Why, you're a handsome British guy aren't you?" I ask and raise an eyebrow. To me, he looks like he has rainbow hair and anime eyes.

"I'm your boyfriend Demetri!"

"Jim?" I ask, then laugh. "No, no. Jim has black hair and normal eyes, thank you very much." Wow, I just sound so smart, don't I?

"Normal eyes? What do my eyes look like?" I cried

I suddenly get an evil idea. I roar like a monster and scramble under her bed.

I shriek. "No, Rainbow Man! No crawling under beds!" I start to reach for the big red button.

"No Demetri!" I yank her hand away and snatch the button under the bed. "RAWR!"

I start to feel the morphine wear of just a tad and peek under the bed. "Jim, why are you under my bed?"

"RAWR! IM A MONSTAR! RAWR!

"Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"

"RAWR, Demetri, RAWR!"

I poke his forehead. "No. Bad boy. No roaring in a medical facility."

""Hisss!" I hiss at her

"I vill pull ze taser!" I say in a veird... I mean weird accent.

"No! No! No taser! RAWR!"

I poke his forehead again. "No!" Agh, blood rushing to my head. I sit back up with a red face.

I try to chomp her finger

"No!" I try to chomp his nose.

"Noo!" I whine. "ROAR!" I grab Glika and try and drag her under the bed

"No! That's my monkey!" I grab for Glika as he tries to pull her under.

"Imma eat her!" I squeal

"Eat her and I'll eat your face!" I say back to him. Glika growls.