could be dangerous

@belle: so will percy be surprised that calypso's back? does he know that she's off her island?
@lila: THIS IS GREAT DLVMAODFAJODF ahem so what are we doing with them

OH MAN UM IDEK I'M DOWN WITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING SO LONG AS IT INCLUDES PERCY & NICO & GAY FEELINGS U KNOW

LOL PERCY GETTING OUT OF THE LAKE (bc lets say its late spring) BUT HE WANTED TO GET WET THIS TIME SO HE DIDNT DO THE MAGICKY DRY THING & NICO SEES HIM AND LIKE TRIPS & HES LIKE 'WHY ME WHY THIS IDIOT I HATE EVERYTHING'
& PERCYS LIKE 'HEEEEEYYYYYYYY NICO WHAT UP'
& BASICALLY NICO IS APRIL LUDGATE & PERCY IS ANDY DWYER
/SCREAM

I WANT TO DO THIS BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE MORE PLOT THAN JUST NICO DYING BECAUSE OF AN ATTRACTIVE & SOAKING WET PERCY

OKAY SO MAYBE LIKE, SOME POINT IN THE NEAR FUTURE, PERCY & ANNABETH BREAK UP, PERCY DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHO ELSE TO GO TO FOR COMFORT BECAUSE GROVER'S OFF DOING VITALLY IMPORTANT ENVIRONMENT TYPE THINGS, AND RACHEL'S TOO BUSY BEING THE ORACLE, JASON'S GOT HIS OWN STUFF & BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO BUSY SO HE GOES TO NICO FOR COMFORT, RIGHT, & LET'S ASSUME THIS IS AN AU WITH NO WILL & NICO NEVER TOLD PERCY HE HAD THE HOTS FOR HIM. & THEN PERCY'S LIKE "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED, A CHANGE IN SCENERY. LET'S GO ON A CROSS COUNTRY ROAD TRIP" AND NICO'S THINKING "OH GOD CONFINED TO A SMALL SPACE WITH PERSEUS JACKSON, WHO IS NOT ONLY SUPER HOTO SUPREME BUT IS A SON OF ONE OF THE BIG THREE AND HEY, SO AM I, WE'RE BASICALLY FLASHING NEON SIGNS THAT SAY "HEY MONSTERS COME TO EAT" WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG" BUT HE GOES ALONG WITH IT ANYWAYS

(CAN YOU TELL HOW MUCH I LOVE ROAD TRIPS YET. CAN YOU. I DON'T THINK YOU QUITE UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE ROADTRIPS)

SCREAM do u remember that photo u reblogged at one point of these two blokes in a van THAT COULD BE THEM also my headcanon is that percys really tactile so hes ALL OVER NICO BC HE HAS NO CLUE
ok but we need to bring lolita into this at some point & shell totally figure out that nico has a crush the size of the enterprise on percy & shell just be like PERSEUS YOU GODDAMN IDIOT

YES YES YES MAYBE LIKE, LOLITA'S WORRIED, SO SHE IRIS MESSAGES THEM, & PERCY TALKS TO HER FOR A BIT BUT THEN HE HAS TO GO OFF AND DO WHATEVER PERCY DOES, SO SHE'S TALKING TO NICO & ABOUT 5 MINUTES IN SHE'S JUST LIKE, "YOU'RE GONE FOR HIM, AREN'T YOU" & NICO'S JUST SILENT FOR A MINUTE BEFORE SAYING, "YEAH, YEAH. I AM" I'M SO EMO FRICK

OMFG ADKFMVAOGAHO BUT THEN PERCY COMES BACK & HES JUST LIKE SO WHAT DID I MISS NICO & LOLITAS JUST LIKE 'WEEEELLLLLL' & NICOS LIKE 'NOTHING NOTHING IS MISSING I MEAN YOU DIDNT MISS ANYTHING HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT' & PERCYS AN IDIOT SO HES JUST LIKE 'o ok thats good!!!' & NICOS SWEATING NERVOUSLY

YES LET'S DO IT CAN WE START WHO SHOULD DO THE FIRST POST