Now I know what you’re thinking: what is the impossibly cool and suave son of Hermes doing down at the amphitheater? Well maybe I am a sensitive closet actor seeking for a way to express my love for theatre in the most sensitive manner. Okay, I’m lying. I’m really lying, I mean singing, dancing, acting….that’s for forever alone losers that spend their time ironing their underclothes and watching musical sitcoms all day. The reason I was really here was because I was sort of dragged in a way by my friends. Why we were here, I don’t even know. I just know that the muse chicks dig the amphitheater and tend to hang around here between lessons, and I hadn’t gotten into some trouble in a long time. So when Eve, Emily, and Oliver mentioned the amphitheater all I could think about was new territory to rig and music babes to hit on (and ultimately get rejected). II ran down the stairs and hopped on to the stage, basically putting on a mini-show of it all since THERE WERE NO BABES THERE. Ay, dios mio it was like no one cared that I was right here in the flesh. Obviously that wasn’t the cause. The ladies were just at their lessons.
“Now, ladies and gentlemen...and Oliver...prepare to be amazed!” I began with a loud voice (which was hard because my voice had yet to drop). I remember this crazy smile that was on my face the entire time almost, mostly because of the soda I inhaled before running here. I have to admit that the amphitheater was at least a little bit impressive. It was huge, and I wasn’t just saying that because I could barely see over the pedestal in front of me. My voice carried clearly across the place, and that was admittedly pretty amazing. Not amazing but, well, it was alright. It wasn’t like I was enjoying this stupid place or anything as I tore my way through the costume chest. There were a lot of props in there - and I mean a lot - but I had to settle with a pirate hat with some kind of fluffy red feather sticking out the side of it. Next, I drew my sword and twirled it once around the back of my hand. “I am the captain here! Who’s gonna be the first one to walk the plank, eh?”
“Now, ladies and gentlemen...and Oliver...prepare to be amazed!” I began with a loud voice (which was hard because my voice had yet to drop). I remember this crazy smile that was on my face the entire time almost, mostly because of the soda I inhaled before running here. I have to admit that the amphitheater was at least a little bit impressive. It was huge, and I wasn’t just saying that because I could barely see over the pedestal in front of me. My voice carried clearly across the place, and that was admittedly pretty amazing. Not amazing but, well, it was alright. It wasn’t like I was enjoying this stupid place or anything as I tore my way through the costume chest. There were a lot of props in there - and I mean a lot - but I had to settle with a pirate hat with some kind of fluffy red feather sticking out the side of it. Next, I drew my sword and twirled it once around the back of my hand. “I am the captain here! Who’s gonna be the first one to walk the plank, eh?”
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