We're starting Ulysses in English. As a prereading, we need to write either a five paragraph essay on a hero from fiction, or create our own.
I chose the last one.
It still doesn't have a title.
And this is the first part.
WARNING: may contain religion, violence, and crude humor
The halls are clogged like the arteries of a McDonald’s patron with a preexisting heart condition. Believe me, I know. My mom’s an EMT. You don’t want to see the things I’ve seen.
The sun’s shining outside, but the hall’s got only two windows, and they’re blocked by displays of affection worthy of a sappy romantic comedy directed by that woman who did Twilight. Which is to say, it’s bad. Really. Bad. Of course, no one cares; they’re either the ones reaching first base, talking, or attempting in vain to open their lockers. And that’s when I see Marcus.
He’s desperately trying to open his locker and ignore everyone around him. Marcus’s been picked on since fourth grade, when he moved here from the city. It’s partially because his parents are from Italy – Vatican City, actually. His dad’s the minister at Saffron Catholic Church, and his mother leads the choir and the youth programs. He’s been trying to tell them for three years that he’s an atheist, but every time he brings up religion, they go off on some tangent about following his father’s footsteps in theology and going off to save souls in Africa or something. He tells me about it daily at lunch. I’m almost as tired of hearing it as he is. Luckily, he’s got the best impression of his dad I have ever heard. Yesterday, I almost peed my pants on how he said “WE MUST SAVE THE HEATHENS!” He then proceeded to rant on how Buddhism isn’t satanic worship, to which his dad grounded him for a month.
Marcus is carrying his backpack, a small laptop sling, and a guitar case. It’s normal for a Monday morning, since we have a jam session in the choir room after school until five. The laptop is for his study hall. He’s paranoid someone’ll hack into his school account and change all of his work, no matter how many times I assure him the bullies at Saffron High are too stupid to operate their iPods, much less a computer. That, and all the computers here are Macs, which he despises with a burning passion. I can’t blame him. When you get an Apple product, you pay for a name and a fancy logo. And by fancy, I mean I could have drawn it when I was ten. It’s an apple with a bite out of it. Apparently, it represents the brains of MacIntosh’s patrons.
I’d walk up to him, but I really don’t want to. My hands are full of overdue library books, so I wouldn’t be able to really talk, or get out of the hallway once I walk into it. So I just stand at the book drop staring down. I don’t know what possessed me to do it. I just did.
Marcus notices me and gives me a two-finger salute, our lazy parody of the Boy Scout troop where we met. He smiles and pulls his ski cap down over his perpetual blonde bedhead. That’s the ‘Mom’s trying to cut my hair again’ signal. He’ll tell me about it at lunch.
I chose the last one.
It still doesn't have a title.
And this is the first part.
WARNING: may contain religion, violence, and crude humor
The halls are clogged like the arteries of a McDonald’s patron with a preexisting heart condition. Believe me, I know. My mom’s an EMT. You don’t want to see the things I’ve seen.
The sun’s shining outside, but the hall’s got only two windows, and they’re blocked by displays of affection worthy of a sappy romantic comedy directed by that woman who did Twilight. Which is to say, it’s bad. Really. Bad. Of course, no one cares; they’re either the ones reaching first base, talking, or attempting in vain to open their lockers. And that’s when I see Marcus.
He’s desperately trying to open his locker and ignore everyone around him. Marcus’s been picked on since fourth grade, when he moved here from the city. It’s partially because his parents are from Italy – Vatican City, actually. His dad’s the minister at Saffron Catholic Church, and his mother leads the choir and the youth programs. He’s been trying to tell them for three years that he’s an atheist, but every time he brings up religion, they go off on some tangent about following his father’s footsteps in theology and going off to save souls in Africa or something. He tells me about it daily at lunch. I’m almost as tired of hearing it as he is. Luckily, he’s got the best impression of his dad I have ever heard. Yesterday, I almost peed my pants on how he said “WE MUST SAVE THE HEATHENS!” He then proceeded to rant on how Buddhism isn’t satanic worship, to which his dad grounded him for a month.
Marcus is carrying his backpack, a small laptop sling, and a guitar case. It’s normal for a Monday morning, since we have a jam session in the choir room after school until five. The laptop is for his study hall. He’s paranoid someone’ll hack into his school account and change all of his work, no matter how many times I assure him the bullies at Saffron High are too stupid to operate their iPods, much less a computer. That, and all the computers here are Macs, which he despises with a burning passion. I can’t blame him. When you get an Apple product, you pay for a name and a fancy logo. And by fancy, I mean I could have drawn it when I was ten. It’s an apple with a bite out of it. Apparently, it represents the brains of MacIntosh’s patrons.
I’d walk up to him, but I really don’t want to. My hands are full of overdue library books, so I wouldn’t be able to really talk, or get out of the hallway once I walk into it. So I just stand at the book drop staring down. I don’t know what possessed me to do it. I just did.
Marcus notices me and gives me a two-finger salute, our lazy parody of the Boy Scout troop where we met. He smiles and pulls his ski cap down over his perpetual blonde bedhead. That’s the ‘Mom’s trying to cut my hair again’ signal. He’ll tell me about it at lunch.
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