One Very Messed Up Fanfic

I SAW NUTELLA
AND EVERYONE FOLLOWED.



Seems legit.

Just thought I'd point a couple things out... For some reason I turned into a bird. I think you meant Kimi there. Second, would a stalker really announce that he is a professional stalker? Eh, idk. you don't have to change it, just thought I'd point it out.

It's entertaining. 8D

JUST LOVE IT!!

I did mean Kimi. Woopsies, I missed that xD
And, I'd imagine that's what Caleb would do. "I AM CALEB, PROFESSIONAL STALKER."
And, thanks everyone xD

Best part:

All of the girls looked dreamily at Tom, with his midnight blue eyes and perfect blonde hair. "You lucky girl."

Huzzah for being a pet ninja-tiger-bird creating flaming rainbows!

AWESOME 8D

:cheers: Lovley.

DUE TO PERSONAL ISSUES NO CHAPTER WILL BE POSTED TODAY
BUT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I HAD 2 CHAPTERS NEXT WEEK?

I like that!

that's cool with me xD

It's perfectly fine Jenny.

Interesting idea.

K this is really short I know. But I had it clouding up and Arik would go asjkkdskj if I didn't post something soon so here.

CHAP 4
Caitlin woke up to find Adam digging in the backpacks for food. She walked over to him groggily as he pulled out the crackers, chicken pieces, and two water bottles. "Breakfast?" He grinned. Caitlin laughed lightly. They both ate chicken cracker sandwichs along with some water, then packed everything back in and started walking. They still had a long way to go if they were ever going to get to District 1.

Walking was particularly boring and gruesome. Occasionally, they heard the sounds of helicopters, but they were usually false alarms. Eventually, the couple made it to District 1, very unsightly and disoriented. The couple trudged through the dirt, when Caitlin suddenly started floating. Litterally, floating. She was a few inches off the ground and nothing was supporting her. Caitlin looked down and blinked. "Oh my god." Adam was too tired and didn't noticed that his partner was flying. She swooshed back and forth, laughing. "This is so fun!"

Rain fell lightly from the sky. Adam held out his hand, palm up, and a lightning bolt shot from his hand into the sky. He looked at his hand, then the sky, and back at his hand. "WOAH." Adam finally cast his gaze over to Caitlin, who was still flying all over the place. She flew around Adam. "We are so cool." She stopped flying. They both walked about another a mile, before deciding to enter a grocery store, which a group of kids was just entering as well.
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Jenny slowly woke up, dazed. She just had the oddest dream that she had met Fi- "AH!" She found herself sprawled across the inside of a wheelbarrow that was moving. Looking up, she saw that Finnick was pushing the wheelbarrow, and that they were no longer in Ditsrict 4. So it wasn't a dream. "WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!" Finnick looked at her for a second, and Jenny blushed slightly. "They're bombing District 4. It's not safe..." He trailed off. "Then why am I in a wheelbarrow?!" Finnick stopped pushing the wheelbarrow for a second and thought. "Y'know, I really have no idea." He heard a loud crash, winced, and kept going.

Eventually, the two of them made it all the way to District 1. Halfway into the trip, Jenny had to push Finnick in the wheelbarrow. She panted. Finnick was heavy. She saw a grocery store nearby and decided itwould be a good place to rest. She went in, pushing the wheelbarrow with her, accidently knocking over a Nutella advertisement.

D: I didn't freak out like that...did I?
ANYWHO
I love eet 8DDDDDDDD

ITS ABOUT TIME.

But I steel loves it, wifey <3

A long wait was worth it for the fourth chapter!

SPECIAL TAIDEN CHAPTER!


You see, Tom was no ordinary timelord. He was a timelord, blessed with the power of sexiness. With his Pantene commercial worthy blonde hair, sparkling midnight blue eyes, and beautifully tanned skin, he truly was a sight to behold. His british accent made him even more charming, along with his deep voice. Girls swooned over him everywhere he went. Not only did he have good looks, he also had a great personality. Tom was sweet, smart, strong, sensitive. He was understanding and laid-back, and everyone listened to him. He knew how to cook, he had a green thumb, and he could surf. Tom was, without a doubt, the man every woman dreamed of.

However, Tom wasn't single. He had a hipster timelord girlfriend named Haiden, who was also blessed with sexiness. She had delicate white wings and stumming brown hair, along with a Scottish accent. She was smart and kind, yet agressive, competitive, and easily annoyed. Haiden was witty, nerdy, and funny, and she was very into comic books, video games, computers, and Nutella.

Everyone was jealous of them. Perfect in every way, they were the power couple: Taiden. They had been dating for 900 years(and still going strong). It was nice for them, living in Gallifrey, travelling the galaxies by TARDIS. Tom had many missions to do, and he would always bring along Haiden. Nothing, and no one could ever break them apart.
That is, until Nutella came along.

Nutella was sweet, a jar of brown hazelnut chocolatey goodness. As soon as Haiden saw it, she became infatuated. Nutella was smooth, sexy, sweet; tough competition for Tom. Soon, Haiden began spending all her time with Nutella, neglecting Tom. He became angered. Who was this chocolate spread, showing up out of the blue, come to steal his girlfriend? He would not take this. Tom had to do something to keep Nutella from stealing his girlfriend. Anything.

lol to be continued.

Omg laughing so hard.

oh my gosh jennie.

Haidenella is winning over oh snap.

TROLOLOL

I liked that chapter. XD

LAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL.

I like it too.

OK THIS IS RUSHED BUT I WANTED TO GET TO OTHER PARTS arik did too

Tom headed out at late afternoon. He strolled about until he came to the exact place he knew they'd be. Haiden and Nutella were seated on a bench, making googly-eyes at each other(however impossible for Nutella). It was then Tom approached the mysterious spread jar. "It's time," he hissed. Nutella wobbled. Haiden was too busy reading a comic book to pay attention to anything.

Tom picked up the Nutella and put it on the floor. He started stutting and striking seductive poses. Nutella scoffed, inside Tom's mind. Nutella started wobbling around. Tom raised an eyebrow, impressed. "You're still not good enough." Nutella gasped. 'I AM FABULOUS.' Tom rolled his eyes.

They kept at it for quite a while, by which time Haiden had pretty much finished all the comic books in the world, and was playing al the video games in America. By the time it was over, Tom and Nutella were both exhausted. But, Tom striked one final move, the one that made all the girls swoon. Nutella was blasted out of this century and Tom cheered in victory. Haiden looked up from her video game and smiled weakly. She flung her arms arond his neck and kissed him. He picked her up and carried her into the TARDIS.

That was the night they start running.

I like this one. xD