1. The School Janitor Is a Donkey
I woke up with a start. Thunder rolled over the skies like someone was playing bowling bowl on the room above our apartment. Well, that couldn’t be true, now can’t it? I stood up from my bed, and stretched a few stiff muscles, then, headed to the kitchen to get some water and went back to my room. I was feeling a little jumpy that night, maybe, because tomorrow was a gruesome day for me—resuming of classes.
It was already the 24th of May and I want it to stay like that (Weird resuming of classes, huh? Apparently, the state, with some neighboring others, was hit by a freak storm, Signal Strength #3, which caused my classes to be blessedly canceled). I studied at the Metropolitan Academy of Special Kids, a private, private school run by Doctors that specializes on retard-ism and a lot more illness, which teaches kids with, uhh, specialties. I think I am special, well, yeah, special as in I-can’t-shut-up-in-a-single-space kind of special because I was ADHD. My dad, a psychologist, had a friend at this school that is why he chose it so that he ‘could keep an eye’ out for me. Pshh.
So, there I was, just sitting there, on the side of my bed, when my door opened and dad came inside. “Can’t sleep, Zach?” he asked.
“Yeah,” I said, “It’s kinda hard to sleep with thunder rumbling over head.”
“You should try to go back sleep again. Big day tomorrow, kiddo.” He smiled at me.
I looked at him in the eyes, and arched a brow to the skies. “‘Big day’? Dad, I like school. I just hate that place.”
My dad was standing at 6’-flat, and had a bushy dusty brown hair. I, on the other hand, had blond hair. I asked why so, but dad only told me that mom was blond. That’s about it, end of story.
“You tell me that about every school you go to,” he stated, “You’re a bright kid, Zach. Just think of it as a waiting shed. Summer is about to start, and I enrolled you to a summer camp. You would enjoy it, really.” He was right. I was one of those kids who could’ve been one of the honor students which were impossible for me because of all of the weird things that kept on happening to me. He was talking to me intently, like he didn’t even want me to go that stupid camp. But, why bother to enroll me if he didn’t want me to go? I thought it was just another re-adjustment camp that he used to enroll me for the last five years.
I wasn’t used to my dad talking to me like that. He even sounded like he was really scared of that place. Maybe, so, but, I would just have to endure it for the next two days. At the 27th, he would take me to camp anyways. So, there’s no point asking him about the camp.
“Sure, dad,” I yawned, “Let’s just sleep now, okay? ‘Big day, tomorrow.’” With that, I laid down the bed and turned my back on my dad. I felt him scruff my hair and go outside. I closed my eyes and the dreams swept me away.
I was standing on some deserted woods at Long Island Sound for some reason that I don’t know. I went fifteen paces forward and abruptly stopped. I touched the air like it was some kind of barrier. It was a barrier! As soon as I touched, it crackled just as wires would crackle when put together.
“Blast it!” I said, “The barrier is still strong as ever.”
And, the dream faded.
I woke up at 6:30am because my school starts at exactly after an hour. I went to the bathroom, showered for school. I got dressed to the uniform (Yes, a uniform) of my private school; black satin pants, a plain white polo with an emblem of the school on the upper left side, and a blue necktie that symbolized my year, freshman.
I went down the stairs and was shocked to what I was seeing. Dad was cooking my breakfast. And, when I looked at the clock, I could tell that he was already late for is work. Very late. “What are you doing, dad?” I asked, “You’re going to be late, aren’t you?”
“I am,” he answered, “And, I am late—” (told you) “—I just wanted to take you to school today, Zach.”
“You” actually think that I think that you “—would?”
“Yes. Is there something the matter? Did you do something at school, again?”
“Other than the exploding chemicals and unwanted food spills, nothing.” I muttered.
“What was that?”
“Nothing, I’m hungry. That was my stomach. Bacons please!”
At a quarter after seven, I boarded my dad’s Toyota Camry, and headed to M.A.S. He drove in a steady speed and slow speed which was very unusual since at this rate his boss would be very mad at him. “Dad,” I broke the ice, “What’s going on?”
He glanced at me with a quizzical look and returned his gaze to the road. “What do you mean?”
“Dad, you seldom take me to school. And, this is actually just the third time you did that.”
“Is there the matter? I wanted to spend some time with my son. Tell me, Zach, don’t you want that?”
“I know that dad. You’re just creeping me out.”
He whispered something I didn’t comprehend. I just understood the words: “You don’t know anything about creepy.” Which to that, I just kept my mouth shut and trained my eyes on the road.
When we arrived at the school grounds, he patted my back and said, “Off you go.”
I answered with a smile and a nod. Dad was really, really, weird this day. I got off the bus and walked to the school gates.
The school was a huge lot with three buildings: Arts and Crafts, Mathematics and Sciences, and Reading Comprehension and Language, positioned in an inverted U style. The rest of the lot was composed of a small air-conditioned cafeteria, two out-door wash rooms, and a covered gymnasium. The atmosphere inside the school was very different since there were just about 100 students attending it. It’s like you’re always walking alone the school grounds.
My first class, perhaps my last class on that day, was Chemistry. Dr. Peaches, our teacher, explained on how the early Egyptians did their mummification processes. My partner, a girl with wistful red hair, was really not taking the descriptions that much. She was always gripping my shoulder and clearly her face was beginning to become pale green. After jotting down all of the notes at my notebook, I slid it back to my bag, and begun entertaining Bridgette. “You know, the mummies of Ancient Egypt isn’t really that bad. Well, of course, they were dead and a lot of them smell like rotten rats, but they’re still a little fascinating.” I said, while smiling.
She glared at me, “Keep talking about that, and like make you drink this chemical.” She held up a vial with a blue-green chemical inside. We used that chemical to make baby fireworks inside the Chemistry laboratory. She smiled when she saw my reaction; I really thought she was going to do it.
Just then, a fast moving shadow loomed over the windows. “Did you see that?” I asked her.
“See what? Dr. Peaches’ big fat tummy which is showing from his lab gown? Well, yes.”
“No, that’s not what I meant.” I point to the windows. “There was a shadow over there. A very big shadow.”
“Mmm-kay.” She smirked and then went back to writing on her notebook. “Keep telling that to yourself,
Leonard.”
She didn’t see it? Impossible. The shadow almost took up all of the windows. How did she—
Then just like magic, the shadow loomed again, but it came in contact with the windows, smashing them to bits. Everybody in the room screamed, and stumbled their way out the doors. Bridgette, my partner, was busy looking at the creature that glared through us. It looked like a huge dog—no, lion with a very feathery head, like an eagle. I saw those monsters before on a book I read, was it sphinx—no, no, a griffin.
“A rhino!” Bridgette screamed.
A what? Impossible that was clearly a griffin-like thing. I took a look again, and the creature’s form flickered sometimes a lion-eagle crossbreed mode and sometimes a rhino. What is happening in this place? I gripped Bridgette’s arm and darted to the doors. She was trembling from what she saw, but she had to pull it together or we’re going to be bird/rhino food. I slipped in one of the liquids that spilled over the commotion and went face down on the ground. Bridgette was trying to help me stand, then the rhino-eagle-lion monster loomed at us. “Run, Bridgette! I got this!” (I did not ‘got this!’)
She nodded or trembled or whatever a couple of times and went out of the room saying, “I’ll get help.” Then, she ran.
I looked at the monster and it leered at me with its golden eyes. I didn’t know what I was going to do. I said, “Easy, birdie. You do not want me as food.” I slowly stood up, my hands in front of calming the monster. I darted my sight into some of the chemicals and I saw the blue-green vial Bridgette was holding up a few minutes ago. I walked to the vial, the monster looking at me intently with its eyes. I held the vial up and said, “There, there, little birdie. I’m not going to do anything.”
I lifted my hands and then threw the vial to the direction of the bird. It backed up a little and when the fireworks subsided, it tackled me and I flew to the end of the room and hit my head on a table. The monster flew away and left me there, alone. My vision went a little haywire. I saw the janitor, Mr. Green. But, it couldn’t have been the janitor. I mean, he looked him but from waste down he looked like he has a furry pair of legs. “Mr. Green?” I asked.
He went next to me and held me up, “Yup.”
“Why do you look like a donkey?” My head was spinning.
“I am not a donkey, I’m a satyr. Come on, I’m taking you to camp.” He helped me stand, and at once, my sight made a 360-degree swirl, and I blacked out.
It was already the 24th of May and I want it to stay like that (Weird resuming of classes, huh? Apparently, the state, with some neighboring others, was hit by a freak storm, Signal Strength #3, which caused my classes to be blessedly canceled). I studied at the Metropolitan Academy of Special Kids, a private, private school run by Doctors that specializes on retard-ism and a lot more illness, which teaches kids with, uhh, specialties. I think I am special, well, yeah, special as in I-can’t-shut-up-in-a-single-space kind of special because I was ADHD. My dad, a psychologist, had a friend at this school that is why he chose it so that he ‘could keep an eye’ out for me. Pshh.
So, there I was, just sitting there, on the side of my bed, when my door opened and dad came inside. “Can’t sleep, Zach?” he asked.
“Yeah,” I said, “It’s kinda hard to sleep with thunder rumbling over head.”
“You should try to go back sleep again. Big day tomorrow, kiddo.” He smiled at me.
I looked at him in the eyes, and arched a brow to the skies. “‘Big day’? Dad, I like school. I just hate that place.”
My dad was standing at 6’-flat, and had a bushy dusty brown hair. I, on the other hand, had blond hair. I asked why so, but dad only told me that mom was blond. That’s about it, end of story.
“You tell me that about every school you go to,” he stated, “You’re a bright kid, Zach. Just think of it as a waiting shed. Summer is about to start, and I enrolled you to a summer camp. You would enjoy it, really.” He was right. I was one of those kids who could’ve been one of the honor students which were impossible for me because of all of the weird things that kept on happening to me. He was talking to me intently, like he didn’t even want me to go that stupid camp. But, why bother to enroll me if he didn’t want me to go? I thought it was just another re-adjustment camp that he used to enroll me for the last five years.
I wasn’t used to my dad talking to me like that. He even sounded like he was really scared of that place. Maybe, so, but, I would just have to endure it for the next two days. At the 27th, he would take me to camp anyways. So, there’s no point asking him about the camp.
“Sure, dad,” I yawned, “Let’s just sleep now, okay? ‘Big day, tomorrow.’” With that, I laid down the bed and turned my back on my dad. I felt him scruff my hair and go outside. I closed my eyes and the dreams swept me away.
I was standing on some deserted woods at Long Island Sound for some reason that I don’t know. I went fifteen paces forward and abruptly stopped. I touched the air like it was some kind of barrier. It was a barrier! As soon as I touched, it crackled just as wires would crackle when put together.
“Blast it!” I said, “The barrier is still strong as ever.”
And, the dream faded.
I woke up at 6:30am because my school starts at exactly after an hour. I went to the bathroom, showered for school. I got dressed to the uniform (Yes, a uniform) of my private school; black satin pants, a plain white polo with an emblem of the school on the upper left side, and a blue necktie that symbolized my year, freshman.
I went down the stairs and was shocked to what I was seeing. Dad was cooking my breakfast. And, when I looked at the clock, I could tell that he was already late for is work. Very late. “What are you doing, dad?” I asked, “You’re going to be late, aren’t you?”
“I am,” he answered, “And, I am late—” (told you) “—I just wanted to take you to school today, Zach.”
“You” actually think that I think that you “—would?”
“Yes. Is there something the matter? Did you do something at school, again?”
“Other than the exploding chemicals and unwanted food spills, nothing.” I muttered.
“What was that?”
“Nothing, I’m hungry. That was my stomach. Bacons please!”
At a quarter after seven, I boarded my dad’s Toyota Camry, and headed to M.A.S. He drove in a steady speed and slow speed which was very unusual since at this rate his boss would be very mad at him. “Dad,” I broke the ice, “What’s going on?”
He glanced at me with a quizzical look and returned his gaze to the road. “What do you mean?”
“Dad, you seldom take me to school. And, this is actually just the third time you did that.”
“Is there the matter? I wanted to spend some time with my son. Tell me, Zach, don’t you want that?”
“I know that dad. You’re just creeping me out.”
He whispered something I didn’t comprehend. I just understood the words: “You don’t know anything about creepy.” Which to that, I just kept my mouth shut and trained my eyes on the road.
When we arrived at the school grounds, he patted my back and said, “Off you go.”
I answered with a smile and a nod. Dad was really, really, weird this day. I got off the bus and walked to the school gates.
The school was a huge lot with three buildings: Arts and Crafts, Mathematics and Sciences, and Reading Comprehension and Language, positioned in an inverted U style. The rest of the lot was composed of a small air-conditioned cafeteria, two out-door wash rooms, and a covered gymnasium. The atmosphere inside the school was very different since there were just about 100 students attending it. It’s like you’re always walking alone the school grounds.
My first class, perhaps my last class on that day, was Chemistry. Dr. Peaches, our teacher, explained on how the early Egyptians did their mummification processes. My partner, a girl with wistful red hair, was really not taking the descriptions that much. She was always gripping my shoulder and clearly her face was beginning to become pale green. After jotting down all of the notes at my notebook, I slid it back to my bag, and begun entertaining Bridgette. “You know, the mummies of Ancient Egypt isn’t really that bad. Well, of course, they were dead and a lot of them smell like rotten rats, but they’re still a little fascinating.” I said, while smiling.
She glared at me, “Keep talking about that, and like make you drink this chemical.” She held up a vial with a blue-green chemical inside. We used that chemical to make baby fireworks inside the Chemistry laboratory. She smiled when she saw my reaction; I really thought she was going to do it.
Just then, a fast moving shadow loomed over the windows. “Did you see that?” I asked her.
“See what? Dr. Peaches’ big fat tummy which is showing from his lab gown? Well, yes.”
“No, that’s not what I meant.” I point to the windows. “There was a shadow over there. A very big shadow.”
“Mmm-kay.” She smirked and then went back to writing on her notebook. “Keep telling that to yourself,
Leonard.”
She didn’t see it? Impossible. The shadow almost took up all of the windows. How did she—
Then just like magic, the shadow loomed again, but it came in contact with the windows, smashing them to bits. Everybody in the room screamed, and stumbled their way out the doors. Bridgette, my partner, was busy looking at the creature that glared through us. It looked like a huge dog—no, lion with a very feathery head, like an eagle. I saw those monsters before on a book I read, was it sphinx—no, no, a griffin.
“A rhino!” Bridgette screamed.
A what? Impossible that was clearly a griffin-like thing. I took a look again, and the creature’s form flickered sometimes a lion-eagle crossbreed mode and sometimes a rhino. What is happening in this place? I gripped Bridgette’s arm and darted to the doors. She was trembling from what she saw, but she had to pull it together or we’re going to be bird/rhino food. I slipped in one of the liquids that spilled over the commotion and went face down on the ground. Bridgette was trying to help me stand, then the rhino-eagle-lion monster loomed at us. “Run, Bridgette! I got this!” (I did not ‘got this!’)
She nodded or trembled or whatever a couple of times and went out of the room saying, “I’ll get help.” Then, she ran.
I looked at the monster and it leered at me with its golden eyes. I didn’t know what I was going to do. I said, “Easy, birdie. You do not want me as food.” I slowly stood up, my hands in front of calming the monster. I darted my sight into some of the chemicals and I saw the blue-green vial Bridgette was holding up a few minutes ago. I walked to the vial, the monster looking at me intently with its eyes. I held the vial up and said, “There, there, little birdie. I’m not going to do anything.”
I lifted my hands and then threw the vial to the direction of the bird. It backed up a little and when the fireworks subsided, it tackled me and I flew to the end of the room and hit my head on a table. The monster flew away and left me there, alone. My vision went a little haywire. I saw the janitor, Mr. Green. But, it couldn’t have been the janitor. I mean, he looked him but from waste down he looked like he has a furry pair of legs. “Mr. Green?” I asked.
He went next to me and held me up, “Yup.”
“Why do you look like a donkey?” My head was spinning.
“I am not a donkey, I’m a satyr. Come on, I’m taking you to camp.” He helped me stand, and at once, my sight made a 360-degree swirl, and I blacked out.