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by Four 7/1/2011, 6:19 pmSo some guy who RPs Kuzco on Tumblr asked (demanded) me if I could write him a story about Kuzco. XD So here it is~!
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Kuzco was bored.
So very, very bored.
The young emperor wandered aimlessly around his fancy palace. With a castle this big, there had to be something to do! He stopped in front of a long forgotten garden. When did this get here? Curious, Kuzco explored the place, not very impressed with what he saw. There was some blocks over there... And a llama doll on the ground near that thing... And what was that? A trumpet? Those things weren't even invented yet! Wrong time period, hello! Some idiots messed with the script again.
Kuzco picked up the trumpet and llama doll. What to do with these things. Curiosity had killed the cat, so he blew into the tube thing on the trumpet, not excepting anything to come out. Actually, it caught him off guard when a pretty melody came out. Huh. Must be his awesome king powers that made it work. Or probably his swag. Oh jeez, why does that word even exist in this story? Clearly, the writer was oblivious to the fact that this was ancient Peru, not some modern day city, such as NYC or Chicago. Der de derrr.
Anyways.
The music filled the garden with bright music . Kuzco laughed, happy that he found something to do. Then something nudged his foot. He looked down, and saw that llama doll alive. Startled, he fell backwards onto the soft grass, wondering how and why this was possible. At least this was better than doing nothing, he will admit.
The little llama looked at Kuzco with confusion. Has it does something wrong? Despite the the shouts Kuzco was yelling at him, ["NO TOUCHY!"], the llama climbed onto his stomach and sniffed him. They blinked at eachother for a few seconds before Kuzco realized what was going on. He spazzed out, shouting, "DEMON LLAMA!" as he tried to get away. He had heard about the people who had dolls that came to life. They usually went missing soon after.
The llama watched Kuzco as he got up and built a little wall with the forgotten blocks. Lala, the name Kuzco decided to call it, inched closer to inspect the boundary line. After sniffing at it, she knocked over the blocks to get closer to Kuzco. Panicked, Kuzco picked her up and plopped her down back on her side, quickly rebuilding the wall.
"You stay on that side!" The young emperor told Lala. Getting bored with him, Lala started to chase a passing by butterfly. Kuzco watched as she at it with one little snap of her mouth and ate it. Then she crapped out a rainbow. What.
Clearly disturbed, Kuzco absentmindedly stacked and restacked the blocks in front of him. Seeing this as her chance, Lala ran and knocked over his little tower. She pranced around her 'master', who was wondering how he got picked as this things master.
"KUZCO!" A sudden piercing shout was heard from another part of the palace. "KUZCO! DINNER'S READY!" Cringing his nose, Kuzco got up to go have dinner with his living proof that dinosaurs walked the earth. When was he gonna fire that old lady? She hit her strike about 50 years ago. The emperor was about to leave the garden when he remembered Lala was still here. He turned to face her, but was found with nothing but a knocked over wall. Where she go..? Weird.. Kuzco left the garden, going to share oxygen with Yzma. He was pretty sure that this wasnt going to be the last time he saw Lala.
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So... What'd ya think?
*****
Kuzco was bored.
So very, very bored.
The young emperor wandered aimlessly around his fancy palace. With a castle this big, there had to be something to do! He stopped in front of a long forgotten garden. When did this get here? Curious, Kuzco explored the place, not very impressed with what he saw. There was some blocks over there... And a llama doll on the ground near that thing... And what was that? A trumpet? Those things weren't even invented yet! Wrong time period, hello! Some idiots messed with the script again.
Kuzco picked up the trumpet and llama doll. What to do with these things. Curiosity had killed the cat, so he blew into the tube thing on the trumpet, not excepting anything to come out. Actually, it caught him off guard when a pretty melody came out. Huh. Must be his awesome king powers that made it work. Or probably his swag. Oh jeez, why does that word even exist in this story? Clearly, the writer was oblivious to the fact that this was ancient Peru, not some modern day city, such as NYC or Chicago. Der de derrr.
Anyways.
The music filled the garden with bright music . Kuzco laughed, happy that he found something to do. Then something nudged his foot. He looked down, and saw that llama doll alive. Startled, he fell backwards onto the soft grass, wondering how and why this was possible. At least this was better than doing nothing, he will admit.
The little llama looked at Kuzco with confusion. Has it does something wrong? Despite the the shouts Kuzco was yelling at him, ["NO TOUCHY!"], the llama climbed onto his stomach and sniffed him. They blinked at eachother for a few seconds before Kuzco realized what was going on. He spazzed out, shouting, "DEMON LLAMA!" as he tried to get away. He had heard about the people who had dolls that came to life. They usually went missing soon after.
The llama watched Kuzco as he got up and built a little wall with the forgotten blocks. Lala, the name Kuzco decided to call it, inched closer to inspect the boundary line. After sniffing at it, she knocked over the blocks to get closer to Kuzco. Panicked, Kuzco picked her up and plopped her down back on her side, quickly rebuilding the wall.
"You stay on that side!" The young emperor told Lala. Getting bored with him, Lala started to chase a passing by butterfly. Kuzco watched as she at it with one little snap of her mouth and ate it. Then she crapped out a rainbow. What.
Clearly disturbed, Kuzco absentmindedly stacked and restacked the blocks in front of him. Seeing this as her chance, Lala ran and knocked over his little tower. She pranced around her 'master', who was wondering how he got picked as this things master.
"KUZCO!" A sudden piercing shout was heard from another part of the palace. "KUZCO! DINNER'S READY!" Cringing his nose, Kuzco got up to go have dinner with his living proof that dinosaurs walked the earth. When was he gonna fire that old lady? She hit her strike about 50 years ago. The emperor was about to leave the garden when he remembered Lala was still here. He turned to face her, but was found with nothing but a knocked over wall. Where she go..? Weird.. Kuzco left the garden, going to share oxygen with Yzma. He was pretty sure that this wasnt going to be the last time he saw Lala.
***
So... What'd ya think?
