But to Ryan, cabin 5 was the place he imagined he'd hate but ended up loving. To him, this wasn't just a cabin - it was a fraternity with literal brothers and sisters. Dunking the newbies in the toilet? Just a bit of ritualistic hazing. Loud music keeping the other campers up at night? Screw them, they don't know how to have fun! And if they get offended by anything he did? Suck it up geed, life ain't for the sensitive libtards. Sure, being disliked just because you're a brother some of the biggest a#%holes on camp isn't that great, but it has its perks - nobody in their right mind is going to mess with you and there's always an open seat at the mess hall.
But between the hazing and the training and the "offending", as the more sensitive campers called it, there was usually a bit of down time. And Ryan, today, decided to spend that time doing the one thing that sounded good to him - copping deals on sports jerseys by way of China, straight from his bunk via the Internet.