True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country
--I forgot who said this whoopsies
To be honest, I wouldn’t even let my high school class run a McDonald’s. But that’s what happens in high school; the kids have a mental age of a pre-schooler, but get these...struggles thrown at them. And my group of high schoolers had them all thrown at them all at once. For them it was senior year.
Let me just say that my high schoolers are not my friends. They’re just upperclassmen who need me. For I am the queen of the Sophomores and I am just in their math class because I am a genius.(not to brag) But these high schoolers are okay, I guess. Let me break it down for you.
Welcome to James Madison Academy, a somewhat fancy private school where they start brainwashing you in grade six and turn you into a nice young adult by the end of senior year (results may vary). This school is extremely posh and on the plus side you can sleep here bruh. There are super cute dorms fit for three people and they are adorable. And the bathrooms are nice, which is always wonderful.
The students at this school are a piece of work, let me reassure you. And here is a reader’s guide to some of the students of the school.
Wyatt Ortiz-The new boy at school. Rumor has it he got a full scholarship because he plays soccer, which isn’t much of a reason to get a scholarship tbh. He has daddy issues, and mommy issues. The poor boy has a lot of issues. But he’s cute, and Brazilian. Which is what alll the juniors want. But they’d go for anything, but that’s none of my business.
Sinbad Estavez-Literally no. He’s been here for a couple days and he’s already hit on every girl in the high school. May I remind you he’ like twelve Ooh, also Mary told me that his runaway dad is Wyatt’s daddy. Drama. Anywhosies, Sinbad is a total freak and calls everyone babe. Gross.
Marina Wildabee-is the Dean’s daughter, and there is a saying about teacher’s children. I know know what it is but it’s like, something about them being more rebellious or something. Marina’s not that ba though. I mean, she wears a lot of plaid and listens to weird music. And she has her nose pierced. AND HER CARDALIDGE PIERCED LIKE THAT REALLY HURTS. But also she’s smart I guess, I mean she’s sixteen and a senior so that’s pretty cool.
Emily Friedman-I had to look her up in the yearbook. Middle schoolers are not the people I personally like to hang around these little gremlins, thank you. But from what I gather from my sources is that she’s a cute little girl who’s in Sinbad’s grade. I hear she talks a lot, but who cares, she looks adorable.
Leah Howard-Speaking of rebellious teacher’s children, this British babe is literally the queen of this stereotype. Her father is one of the middle school teachers. She can hold her alcohol, I can tell you that much. She goes through boys faster than Marina goes through flannel shirts. And I mean a lot of boys. I heard she had like 20 boyfriends all at once. I mean, she is a force to be reckoned with.
Adan Lightfoot-Ew god. Don’t get me started on Socio. Like, he wears guy-liner, gross. But the weirdest thing is he has a girlfriend, like who is pretty. Weird right? Anywhosies, I try to help this poor loser out;cutting his hair, trying to dull down the damn guy-liner. But the guy has bangs. BANGS.
Malecai Valasco-Also known as Kings Nerd. Literally he is top nerd. Like Mary gets the whole football team to push him into the lockers. But he’s dating Marina Wildabee and she’s like his little bodyguard. Cute.
Aliana Parks-is---actually I really have nothing bad to say about her. SHe’s pretty. And is dating Socio which is weird, and I feel bad for her. But she’s nice I guess. But like, that’s good.
Oh! I almost forgot about me! Which is weird because I’m great. My name is Evanna Boches-Hyatt, but obviously everyone calls me Eva. And to be honest, I am a genius. I’m basically all of these loser’s fairy god mother(or fairy godginger because Adan thinks he’s funny.) The need me, I mean look at them.
Basically, this is the time of the year right before midterms and obviously stress levels are high. So the right thing to do is obviously go to a party thrown by Leah Howard. And basically everyone went to this party or else you’re nobody. Even the nerds went. I’m going to go, adios.
Wyatt Ortiz was actually enjoying himself at this girl’s party. Wyatt usually never goes to these parties because of all the drunk seniors are terrifying to see. And seeing your friends as wild animals is the scariest thing you could probably ever imagine. He was dancing with some girl, her name was Hadley, he thinks. He wasn’t very good with names, considering he was at school for a few days now. At least he doesn’t have to take the midterms. The dancing wasn’t anything, mind you. It was just, stepping side to side across from each other. He wasn’t even that good at dancing anyways so side to side is just fine for him. He felt a bit awkward, actually. He didn’t understand how their social class works. Everyone just made him uncomfortable, it was odd. They just stare at him and some little twelve year old. He wasn’t even sure why. Wyatt looked down at his shoes and sighed, he needed to get out of here.
Marina Wildabee also wanted to leave. Except, this was her dorm and currently it was filled to the brim with sweaty teenagers. Marina couldn’t even get out from her bed. Marina held her boyfriend, Malecai’s hand, leaning her head on the wall behind her. “Fun right?” She groaned, turning her head towards him, putting on a fake grin. She looked around the room and spotted her other roommates, Aliana and Leah, they looked like they were having fun. But she was still mad at Leah for having this party here. But she wasn’t really going to, she’s kind of her best friend, and she could not pull a Heathers/Heathers: The Musical on this school. She did not need that. Marina played with the lime green comforter with her fingers. Maybe she should just enjoy herself, she was studying too hard. But she needed to pass this test. Or her dad is going to kill her, and Gabe is going to never let it go. Stupid brothers.