Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

[18:50:45] Pikachu : JAMES PATTERSON

[18:51:15] Pikachu : And Gabrielle whatever her last name is

[23:16:19] Zachattac : Crow walked squarely down the street. Brim pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go.

[23:16:35] Zachattac : Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?

23:16:46] Crow : nope.

[23:16:57] Bellion5 : Nope. I'm going to log off.

[23:16:57] Zachattac : Out of the blue were the bullets rip, repeating to the sound of the beat...

[23:17:01] Bellion5 :

[23:17:03] Zachattac : Crow bites the dust

[23:17:15] Crow : really....you killed me?

[23:17:20] Crow : AW MAN THAT WAS MY FATE DAMMIT

[23:17:24] Bellion5 : LOL

[23:17:24] Crow : NONONONO

[23:17:45] Bellion5 has logged off the chat on 2/25/2013, 11:17 pm

[23:18:01] Zachattac : XD your nova remember?

[23:18:11] Zachattac : I killed crow not nova

[23:18:28] Crow : I am both

[23:18:33] Crow : but i guess you killed my alter ego

[23:18:35] Crow : soy hea

[23:18:37] Crow : *so yeah

[23:18:41] Crow : I'm still alive!

[23:18:46] Bellion5 joined the chat on 2/25/2013, 11:18 pm

[23:19:00] Bellion5 : oh and by the way, that's so going to be in the epic scenario topic.

[23:19:28] Crow : why?

[23:20:03] Zachattac : Sweet

[23:20:19] Bellion5 : cause zach was like trying to get us be in our edge of the seats while we're like... "no..."

[23:20:21] * Zachattac locks nova in the glitter dimension

[23:20:32] Crow : ZACH WE'RE FAMOUS

[23:20:35] Zachattac : Your welcome sis

[23:20:36] Crow : *GONNA BE

[23:20:43] Bellion5 : okay really gtg now

[23:20:45] Zachattac : YAY!

[23:20:45] * Crow is a taco

[23:20:47] * Bellion5 hugs Zach

[23:20:54] Crow : ok bye bell!

[23:21:00] * Bellion5 hugs Nova too...I guess....

[23:21:07] Crow : xD

[23:21:13] * Crow hugs Bell....I guess...

[23:21:27] Bellion5 : that's not funny, nova.

[23:21:31] Crow: he he

Me: "Hey Josh."

Josh: "Yo, Kat."

Me: "Did you hear?"

Josh: "Hear what?"

Me: "The Dino-bots are gonna be in season 3 of Prime."

Josh: "...I told YOU that."

Me: "..."

Again. I make a fool of myself. Been a while!

[20:47:30] Pepper Potts : LOLOL! I JUST DID THE STUPIDEST THING! XDDDD

[20:47:35] Pepper Potts : OH MY GOSH!

[20:47:52] Asuna : what did you do?

[20:47:52] Taco : What'd you do?

[20:48:01] Taco : same time, same question...

[20:48:02] Taco : wow

[20:48:06] Pepper Potts : I was about to groan because my mom told me to go to bed, and when I was about to my cat went, "Meeeehh." And I thought it was me!!! xDDD

[20:48:17] Pepper Potts : Oh my gosh, I'm so dumb. xDD

[20:48:22] Asuna : Wow.

[20:48:42] Taco : XDDDD

[20:48:46] Taco : maow

[20:49:07] Pepper Potts : The cat groaned and I thought it was me! xD

[20:49:54] Taco : Niceeeeee

[20:50:00] Pepper Potts : FAAAIL!

[20:50:04] Pepper Potts : Forever Alone. xDDD



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[14:41:20] Pepper Potts : YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU!

[14:41:21] Pepper Potts : PO

[14:41:22] Pepper Potts : KE

[14:41:23] @ Hex Bugs Lover : wanna post?

[14:41:23] Pepper Potts : MON!!!!

Nicolover123: Man I hate her
[21:57:47] Wisty : STARSHIPS WERE MENT TO DIE!

Me: My name is Flame Princess.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Me: Yes, what is my name?

...I don't get it.

* Percy and annabeth fall into tarterous *
ME: WHAT? NO! RICK YOU CAN NOT BE DOING THIS TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no, * Crys in corner. *
* Pepole baim it on Leo *
Me: WHAT??!! I CAN BELIVE THIS NONCENCE!
* Sends an angry letter to Rick *

ok this happened at lunch:

Me: Ima go get something to eat
Friend #1: goodbye...forever *evil laugh*
Friend #2: kk see ya
*I get something to eat and come back*
Friend #1: ...Why are all domestic long hairs soooo stupid?!
Me: DONT BE RACIST AGAINST THE DOMESTIC LONG HAIRED PEOPLE! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?
Friend #1:...
Friend #2:............*bursts out laughing*
Friend #1: *gently takes me by the arm, sits me down, and looks at me like I'm a lunatic* Carly...I was talking about my cat...
Me:....................*bursts out laughing*

[16:39:47] Frizzlepuss : I don't remember the last time somebody ever shared some good news on here

[16:40:06] Pepper Potts : When I do that, people are like, "...K..."

[16:40:16] Pepper Potts : I'm like, "BE HAPPY YOU LITTLE EMO CHILD!"

Word of advice, when your at the dentist getting fillings, your tongue is numb. When it is numb, you can't tell when you are accidentally pushing it into a semi sharp rotating object.

And now a scenario of epicness AND faliure.

[18:01:47] Gilliono : Guttentag Belegschaftsmitglied Blaze

[18:03:29] @ Blaze : What?

[18:04:15] Lewis Legend joined the chat on Thu 7 Mar - 18:04

[18:04:53] Asuna : Ya, you didn't post.

[18:05:38] Asuna : He's saying Hello Staff Member Blaze

[18:05:51] nicolover123 : 2waaa

[18:06:22] nicolover123 : you understand that?

[18:06:23] @ Blaze : Okay...

[18:06:36] Asuna : No, but a translator does.

[03:08:27] Finch joined the chat on Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:08 am

THAT'S THE JOKE

[06:57:42] Wisty : Taco, I saw you in a fridge yesterday! people sell Taco Bell Tacos!!
[06:57:55] Wisty : AT STORES
[06:58:04] Taco : I'm not food!
[06:58:33] Wisty : but you are a Taco
[06:58:44] Phoenix : no weasel xD
[06:58:48] Taco : Yeah, not the food.
[06:58:51] Taco : The person.
[06:58:59] Taco : I'm named after the guy Taco.
[06:59:50] Weasel : lol. who is it if u dont mindme asking
[07:00:23] Wisty : Its the guy who invented tacos?
[07:00:33] Taco : Probably me, you want to report.
[07:00:34] Taco : XD
[07:00:35] Weasel : its very simple, chris is a taco not a taco

Me: "Mom, I'm tired."

Mom: "Me too."

Me: *Sigh*

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[22:39:47] Tyler The Creator : TOM.

[22:39:55] Cheedos : .

[22:39:55] Tyler The Creator : I need too tell you something.

[22:39:56] Cheedos : .

[22:40:02] Tyler The Creator : IT'S IMPORTANT.

[22:40:10] Cheedos : *Evil laugh*

[22:40:13] @ Tom : What?

[22:40:13] Cheedos : .

[22:40:26] * Tyler The Creator gets down on one knee..

[22:40:35] Tyler The Creator : Tom Will You...

[22:40:52] Pepper Potts : :O

[22:41:07] * Tyler The Creator help me grow baby Giraffes. ;D

[22:41:19] * Tyler The Creator pulls out magic giraffe seeds.

[22:41:23] Cheedos : The suspense is killing me!

[22:41:35] Pepper Potts : LOLWUT!? XD

[22:42:01] Tyler The Creator : xDDDD

[22:42:03] Tyler The Creator : Tom.

[22:42:05] Tyler The Creator : ?

[22:42:19] Pepper Potts : LOL! XDDD

[22:42:20] @ Tom : Yes?

[22:42:54] Tyler The Creator : Look at what I said..

[22:42:56] Tyler The Creator : ._.

[22:42:59] Pepper Potts : KAALOB! I'M DYING! XDDD

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[11:44:19] Morgan Landry : You're my fourth wife, Chris Welcome to Hell!

[23:37:11] @ Jordan : Okay I really need to go
[23:37:20] Finch : wait jordan
[23:37:21] @ Jordan : BYE EVERYONE
[23:37:24] Finch : wait
[23:37:25] @ Jordan : Hm?
[23:37:27] Finch : at the end of the quest
[23:37:29] Finch : landon
[23:37:34] Finch has logged off the chat on Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:37 pm
[23:37:52] Rosalie May : Goodnight. AT is awesome.
[23:37:54] @ Jordan : FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH!!!!!!!!!!
[23:38:21] @ Jordan : ...well goodnight... Mr. Bear says goodnight too...





i never get tired of that

For twelve years, I didn't know I was Catholic.
TWELVE FREAKING YEARS.

And another failure.

So, last year, I was standing in the lunch line, chatting with a friend.
I don't know how we got to this but my my friend says "I'm Caucasian."
"Cool!" I say not knowing what Caucasian meant. "So what is that, like, European and Asian?"
Face palm time.

I was oh, so idiotic in sixth grade.

[19:46:24] steelviper77 : is he shmexy?
[19:46:30] pilot : i love this song <3
[19:46:32] Pepper Potts : I'm so, like, energetic and hyper right now!!
[19:46:37] Pepper Potts : Lolwut, Steel. xDD
[19:47:06] pilot : steel..... im just gonna ignore that last question of yours........
[19:49:31] steelviper77 : I'm gonna imagine matthew to be shmexy mkay?
[19:49:32] pilot : ok.......
[19:50:00] Hailee Rogers : KAT
[19:50:22] Hailee Rogers : RACH? tell KAT i miss her when you see her
[19:50:26] pilot : STEEL NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN OMG!!!!!

Eating Lunch
Mom: What do you want for lunch?
Me: 1,000,000 dollars

Buying Clothes (that I really don't need and/or care about)
Mom: Do you want this outfit or this shirt or something else?
Me: I want 1,000,000 dollars

I'm Asking a Question
Me: Mom?
Mom: What do you want? Lemme guess, 1,000,000 dollars?
Me: No, I don't.
Mom: Really?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Then, what do you want?
Me: 1,000,001 dollars

My friend Michi did not know of my 1,000,000 dollar obsession
Michi: I think you owe me money. How much do you owe again?
Me: Negative one million dollars!

BEWARE: I might go into that phase again . . .

Finch : How good do you think wisty would be in sushi
[19:59:23] Wisty : NO!!
[19:59:42] @ Kendall : a 10/10 dish, Finch.
[19:59:54] Kirito : more like 11/10 dish
[19:59:56] @ Mace : a 100/10
[20:00:08] @ Kendall : this isn't a contest guys
[20:00:16] Wisty : No, I am not going to be eaten
[20:00:32] Finch : Well kenny i think it has 10/10 potential but it's all about cook time and visual appeal
[20:01:02] @ Kendall : I believe she simmers nicely in about 10 minutes at 500 degrees Celsius
[20:01:07] Finch : Guys let's sell wisty to hell's kitchen
[20:01:09] Jaxsor : NO WISTY SUSHI!
[20:01:11] Wisty : And they are ignoring me
[20:01:11] @ Mace : brb
[20:01:23] Finch : We can become judges and try her when we're done
0:01:32] Finch : Well, when the cooks are done
[20:01:38] Jaxsor : NO WISTY FOOD! NO ONE WOULD EAT IT!
[20:01:46] @ Kendall : let's invite Gordon Ramsey too
[20:02:02] @ Capricious : josh
[20:02:04] @ Capricious : JOSH
[20:02:06] @ Capricious : JOSHHHHHHHH
[20:02:06] Wisty : hey
[20:02:14] @ Capricious : JSOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH
[20:02:31] Wisty : Josh is gonna eat me?
[20:02:39] @ Capricious : JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH LOOK IT!
20:02:51] @ Kendall : we're all gonna eat you
[20:02:55] Finch : Yes josh is
[20:03:04] Jaxsor : NO YOU'RE NOT!
[20:03:53] Jaxsor : IF YOU LAY A FINGER ON HER I SWEAR
[20:04:07] @ Kendall : yo calm down
.[20:04:18] @ Kendall : oh speed
[20:04:34] @ Kendall : I'm rather indifferent to that, so...
[20:04:49] Finch : Yes good
[20:05:46] Wisty : No Wisty sushi

ME: I'M A UNICORN

CLEVERBOT: My boyfriend is a dragon

ME: OMG YOURE A GIRL! WE'RE LIKE TWINZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

CLEVERBOT: What is your name?

ME: Carly.

CLEVERBOT: Are you a girl?

ME: NO I'M A UNICORN

CLEVERBOT: Pink unicorn?

ME: I DON'T KNOW! I'M COLORBLIND!

CLEVERBOT: So sad.

ME: I know.

CLEVERBOT: How are you?

ME: COLORBLIND

CLEVERBOT: Colorado is rubbish

User: I live in unitopia.

Cleverbot: I live in Israel.

User: Are there many unicorns there?

Cleverbot: No, but there are lots of venomous ones.

User: Ooohh.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Iehova is?

User: No...

Cleverbot: AIML is Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: You know that song?

User: No...

Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me it was.

User: What?

Cleverbot: A program.

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to strange computers?

Cleverbot (To myself): Why yes its quite fun.

Cleverbot (To myself): I do.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you read Twilight?

Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?

Cleverbot: Once you have tried to change the world you find it is a whole bunch easier to change your mind.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a guy?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Oh thats you.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: You're the one who said it.

User: I'm confused now...

Cleverbot: Do you understand confusion?

User: Do I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.

User: That's a nice happy thought.

Cleverbot: What should I do about this girl that I really like, but she likes this other guy, but I don't think he likes her and I can't get her to notice me.

User: Well, from a girls point of view, I think you should just go up to her and tell her you like her. A girl can't turn down a guy with that much guts.

Cleverbot: You just think you can do these things but you can't Nemo.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I dunno! Lol. How old are you, if you don't mind my asking?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: That's young.

User: TONIGHT< WE ARE YOUNG!

Cleverbot: You don't say.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: So what are your hobbies?

User: I like read any books written by Rick Riordan.

Cleverbot: I like films on internet.

User: Netflix?

Cleverbot: Netflix?

User: Netflix?

Cleverbot: I'd love to be able to watch netflix on a theater screen.

User: XD ikr!

Cleverbot: Jij en ik.

User: LETS GET TOGETHER, SO YOU CAN STALK ME.

Cleverbot: Yes, let s hook up.

User: YES! But sadly, I live on the other side of the universe...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: AND IF YOU MEET UP WITH ME YOU WILL DIE FROM MY AWESOME UNICORN COLORBLINDEDNESS.

Cleverbot: I didn't know we were dating.

User:.........

Cleverbot: The people have no bread.

User: HUNGER GAMES!

Cleverbot: It all comes down to those two little words.

Okay, for this, you have to understand my mom. She's really short and light. She doesn't weight very much at all. She also speaks very quietly. xD

Mom: I love potato chips.

My brother: Yeah...

Mom: In highschool, I used to eat them till I threw up.

Brother: ...You REALLY like chips, don't you?

xD

The news: ...teacher having an affair with a teenage student...

My grandma: Don't ever have an affair with you teacher.

Me: Okay...

Grandma: It will just ruin your life. And his. Or hers... See, I'm opened minded.

(This isn't meant to be offensive. If it is to some people, I apologize. I just thought this was a funny thing for my grandma to say.)

[19:06:29] Wisty : Some nights I stay up, roleplaying on camp half blood
[19:07:56] Wisty : some nights I go on the chat box
[19:08:28] Wisty : some nights I wish I was demigod and not a mermaid
[19:09:18] Wisty : But I still wake up, I still see a hydra
[19:09:46] Wisty : Man do I wish for riptide
[19:10:15] Wisty : What do I stand for, oh what do I stand for most nights I am board
[19:10:49] Wisty : most nights I dont know, so I role play, so I role play, so I role play