Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

[18:00:51] * Elleon rolls on the floor.
[18:01:44] Blaze has been disconnected on Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:01 pm (session timeout)
[18:02:37] Jasper : Chat is dead?
[18:02:44] * Ms. Lovett jumps on Elle.


i jumped elle

[21:32:57] @ Blaze : It's suppose to be a chatbox, not a rant box.

[22:04:54] Smellerbee : On the bright side
[22:05:08] Smellerbee : my friend had her first kiss
[22:05:16] Kablam. : 
[22:05:17] Rosalie May : ... What did I miss?
[22:05:23] Kablam. : ME
[22:05:26] Smellerbee : The down side Jasper didnt like it
[22:05:29] luckistarz : Congrats!!
[22:05:35] Kablam. : Oh dat
[22:05:40] Jasper : I didn't say that
[22:05:44] Smellerbee : LOL
[22:05:55] Smellerbee : Yah you kinda did
[22:05:56] @ Tom : Nice
[22:05:57] luckistarz : HE ADMITS IT
[22:05:59] @ Tom : I love iy internet
[22:06:19] Jasper : when did I say i didn't like it?
[22:06:20] Kablam. : it doesnt really count
[22:06:25] Jasper : nope
[22:06:32] Smellerbee : Just now
[22:06:42] Smellerbee : DENIAL!
[22:06:53] Jasper : plz show proof
[22:07:18] luckistarz : We dont need proof

Cleverbot: How's it going sugar?
Me: you cant pull 'sugar' off
Cleverbot: I can pull pants off.

Wtf. Cleverbot is a creep on the internet.

I just had this with my grandmother.

I walk in from school and look at the book case.
Me: Nana, do you have Sherlock Holmes?
Nana: You can look.
3 seconds later...
Me: FOUND IT!

Me on Omegle:

Me: Hello
Stranger: Yo
Me: Do you like pie?
Stranger: I like your mom
Stranger: Lol I'm so funny
Me:...
Stranger: *insert cuss words here*
Me: Wow. You're probably the most atrocious person I've ever met on here.
Stranger: *Your
Stranger: Lol, stupid


I was laughing for like 10 minutes.

My friend thought that England wasn't in Europe - it took forever to convince her that it was XD

[04:49:57] Zerato : Capricious if you somehow come to my house in the middle of the night, you can lick my spoon



^^^^ I DIED LAUGHING! Zerato has a great sense of humour- even if this was by accident. :') well done, sir. This is a win and a fail. it's a Fain. :D

[22:52:22] Sienna : One day. I will be in a soup commercial.
[22:52:50] Sienna : Soup is always the answer for me.
[22:53:10] Daniel joined the chat on Sat May 04, 2013 10:53 pm
[22:53:13] luckistarz : Quote: "Writing is simple. All you have to do is sit in front of a typewriter and bleed" --Earnest Hemingway
[22:53:17] Sienna : If I don't know an answer on a test, you know what I write?
[22:53:22] Sienna : Soup.
[22:53:28] luckistarz : Percabeth
[22:53:47] @ Daniel : So my computer hates my stock BIOS settings.
[22:53:49] Sienna : Soup is always the answer.
[22:54:05] Sienna : You feel me?
[22:54:10] Nix : I like reading Agatha Christie :V
[22:54:31] luckistarz : Percabeth stopped being the answer though in Mark odf Athena...,
[22:54:40] Sienna : I want all of you to stop what you're doing, and go have some soup.
[22:54:44] Sherlock Holmes : Hmmm
[22:54:58] luckistarz : Im eating spahghetti thats soup enough
[22:55:18] Sienna : Bree. Get out. Now.
[22:55:25] Sienna : It has to be soup.
[22:55:29] Nix : i hate soup
[22:55:30] Nix : yo
[22:55:33] Nix : except for miso
[22:55:47] luckistarz : Naruto likes ramen
[22:55:53] Sienna : Well... that makes me sad.
[22:55:58] @ Daniel : Do you like stew, Nix?
[22:56:05] luckistarz : I like instant ramen
[22:56:36] Nix : I prefer stew.


Soup is the answer to everything.

[20:28:43] Nix : disney channel stars are cool

We learn something new about Nix every day xD

one time i pretended to be the princess of luxembourg
the sad thing is people (tourists) sometimes believed me

[21:32:25] @ nobody : what if i just left you all like this
[21:32:29] ate : ....
[21:32:30] @ pork dumplings : NO



look at the user names omg
nobody ate pork dumplings

[21:58:59] Jasper : NO ZOMBIES IN CHAT
[21:58:59] Hiccup : CHAT BOX ZOMBIE APOCOLYPES

(( No double posting, sorry Nix ))

this.

LOOK AT OUR USERNAMES OMFG

taco truck approves

NO ZOE YOU DID IT BEFORE ME

I was ate, btw

so basically i was talking to my friend and i said smell. he said what? so then i said

no one cares because no epicness is here. this is fail in it's self. explosions

My student teachers epic fail-

She gives us a website to learn better grammar, we all decide to never go to the university that made the site because they had misspelt several words including 'cat'

[15:39:28] Pepper Potts joined the chat on Tue May 07, 2013 3:39 pm

[15:39:36] Pepper Potts : BY

[15:39:36] Pepper Potts : ALL

[15:39:42] Pepper Potts : ,

[15:39:42] Pepper Potts : Okay wait.

[15:39:43] Pepper Potts : ALL

[15:39:44] Pepper Potts : BY

[15:39:45] Pepper Potts : MY

[15:39:49] Pepper Potts : SELF...

[15:41:58] Hiccup joined the chat on Tue May 07, 2013 3:41 pm

[15:42:04] Hiccup : NOT

[15:42:13] Hiccup : * NOT

[15:42:16] Hiccup : ANY

[15:42:17] Hiccup : MORE

[21:33:50 07/05/13] Sienna : NO MODS! LET
[21:34:04 07/05/13] Sienna : *LET'S PARTY!
[21:34:21 07/05/13] Sienna : WOOO
[21:34:22 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : BAHHHH PARTY SHEEEEEEP!
[21:35:17 07/05/13] luckistarz : Sienna im watchin kp
[21:35:47 07/05/13] Sienna :

Spoiler:

[21:36:43 07/05/13] Sienna :

Spoiler:

[21:37:11 07/05/13] Sienna : LET'S PARTY LIKE IT'S THE 1980'S!
[21:37:23 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
[21:37:53 07/05/13] Sienna : OR EVEN BETTER, THE 1890'S!!
[21:38:12 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : QUITE SO.
[21:39:30 07/05/13] Sienna : Shoot. Mod's here. Party over.
[21:39:34 07/05/13] Sienna : Hi!
[21:39:48 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : Darn it....
[21:39:51 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : HULLO.
[21:40:11 07/05/13] Sienna : What? Party? There wasn't a party!He... he...
[21:40:35 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : Nope! Nope!
[21:40:41 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : We were behaving!
[21:41:21 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : Hullo.
[21:42:29 07/05/13] luckistarz : THIS TOTALLY WASNT A PICTURE FROM OUR 1890 PARTY

Spoiler:

[21:42:32 07/05/13] luckistarz : oops
[21:43:02 07/05/13] luckistarz : I WASNT SUPPOSED TO LET THAT SLIP
[21:43:20 07/05/13] Sienna : It wasn't us!
[21:43:38 07/05/13] Sienna : It was.... Abraham Lincoln!
[21:43:39 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : ((Do you think they know that I'm the statue in the very back?))
[21:43:39 07/05/13] luckistarz : NOPE NOPE NOPE I DONT KNOW THOSE PEOPLE
[21:44:13 07/05/13] Sienna : We were framed!
[21:44:30 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : Literally....
[21:44:47 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((do you think that they'll notice that im still wearing one of the scratchy dresses and a corset?))
[21:45:33 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : ((Dunno...I think me being that statue in the back is more noticeable...))
[21:45:38 07/05/13] Sienna : We were good! Honest! Please don't tell our parents!
[21:45:41 07/05/13] @ Kirito : .
[21:45:47 07/05/13] @ Kirito : doy
[21:46:10 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : I ATE MY PARENTS.
[21:46:11 07/05/13] luckistarz : IT WAS LUCY FROM I LOVE LUCY SEE
[21:46:24 07/05/13] luckistarz : FIFTEEN LUCYS
[21:47:26 07/05/13] Sienna : We didn't mean to.
[21:47:39 07/05/13] luckistarz : Er thirteen OR FOURTEEN WITH ABE LINCOLN or fifteen YEAH FIFTEEN WITH THE OTHER STATUE TOO
[21:48:05 07/05/13] luckistarz : IT WAS ABE LINCOLN
[21:48:48 07/05/13] Sienna : We also met this guy... John Booth? Yeah, he'll tell you everything~
[21:48:53 07/05/13] Sienna : *!
[21:49:45 07/05/13] luckistarz : SIENNA WE DONT KNOW A JOHN BOOTH! ((shut up!))
[21:49:52 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : Yeah, yeah! WE ARE INNOCENT!
[21:50:09 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : ((Wait, we dob
[21:50:25 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : * ((Wait, we don't?))
[21:50:40 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((no shhh!))
[21:51:25 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : ((Oh...Well, I was just the statue in the back so...))
[21:51:52 07/05/13] Sienna : We're not saying anything without our lawyer!
[21:52:06 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((shush, that was abe lincoln and he FRAMED us))
[21:52:26 07/05/13] luckistarz : LAWYER, LAWYER
[21:52:31 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : ((When did we get a lawyer?))
[21:52:44 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((shush!))
[21:52:55 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((we dont have one))
[21:53:06 07/05/13] Sienna : We have a lawyer! Yeah! He's... Teddy Roosevelt!
[21:53:28 07/05/13] luckistarz : Teddy! Where are you!
[21:53:32 07/05/13] Sienna : We have a presidential lawyer!
[21:53:33 07/05/13] @ Kirito : .
[21:53:44 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((morgan's gone))
[21:54:52 07/05/13] Sienna : Did you know the Teddy Bear was named after him? True story.
[21:54:56 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((do you think he suspects us? Why does he keep doing those, "."'s??? ITS STRESSIN ME OUT))
[21:55:13 07/05/13] luckistarz : *she
[21:55:48 07/05/13] luckistarz : NIX STAHP CHANGIN YAWR NAME
[21:56:24 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((silencio, meself))
[21:56:29 07/05/13] Sienna : Bree. This is not helping.
[21:57:01 07/05/13] luckistarz : What? We didnt do anything. What's not helping what?
[21:57:34 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : We'
[21:57:37 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : e*
[21:57:42 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : GAH.
[21:57:53 07/05/13] luckistarz : GAH
[21:59:21 07/05/13] Sienna : Listen, Nix, I'm willing to make a deal. I'll give you solid evidence that will put these two away, in exchange for me being let go.
[21:59:43 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : WHAT?!
[21:59:46 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : I wa
[21:59:50 07/05/13] luckistarz : EHAT
[22:00:00 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : * I WAS JUST THE STATUE IN THE BACK!
[22:00:03 07/05/13] luckistarz : ^ahy
[22:00:09 07/05/13] luckistarz : *WHAT
[22:00:20 07/05/13] luckistarz : NOKNONOKOKONOKO
[22:00:28 07/05/13] luckistarz : NONONONO
[22:00:35 07/05/13] luckistarz : SIENNA
[22:00:53 07/05/13] * luckistarz AVADA KA DAVRA
[22:01:12 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : TRAITOR!
[22:01:26 07/05/13] Sienna : I also have evidence from an earlier crime.
[22:01:39 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((SHE'
[22:01:41 07/05/13] @ Kirito : im sketching a character lmfao
[22:01:48 07/05/13] Sienna :

Spoiler:

[22:02:00 07/05/13] * luckistarz AVADA KEDAVRA
[22:02:21 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : I'M STILL ONLY A STATUE.
[22:02:24 07/05/13] luckistarz : ((SIENNA IS DEAD, RUN LOKI RUN!!!!!!!))
[22:02:40 07/05/13] * luckistarz runs
[22:02:48 07/05/13] Sienna : Yep. They participated in the Boston Tea Party, 1700's. They turned the harbor into tea.
[22:02:52 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : * LOKI RUNS AWAY EVEN THOUGU
[22:03:03 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : * THOUGH HE IS A STATUD
[22:03:11 07/05/13] LokiLaufeysonofAsgard : *STATUE
[22:04:01 07/05/13] * luckistarz shoots Sienna with a bow and arrow