Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

i think that the last few posts on here were a fail its self.

I mosy certinly agree! Lol!! :3

lol

[19:55:45] Messages cleared by The Boss in a epic suit

[19:55:53] @ The Boss in a epic suit : IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL

[19:55:55] @ Kristoff : NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER!

[19:55:59] TurnItOff : ........

[19:56:05] @ The Boss in a epic suit : I DO

[19:56:05] Zaal'Tion Alpha : The Boss does...

[19:56:11] @ The Boss in a epic suit : Win

Here's an Epic win just for you all. Enjoy

This was SOOO Ironic I just have to post it. This is happened 2 days ago.

Ok, so on this game called Burnout Paradise, me and my buddy were playing as cops and there was this report of Food Poisoning at this restaurant. So we went to investigate, nothing was there, so we left and claimed it as a false report.

NOW, 2 DAYS LATER, AKA TODAY, June 19, IN REAL LIFE. My friend wasn't on today, so I asked him why. HE SAID HE HAD FOOD POISONING!!!! And of right now, I'm not feeling too good either, my stomach hurts..... CURSE YOU GAME AND YOUR FOOD POISONING!!!!

this just happened:
i was reading some posts and it was someone tracing scars on some guys back and it said something about the guys ribs and i ask myself "How are their ribs in your back?" i thought about it and i was like,"Woooow faaail....imma post this in here!"

xD

[11:48:59] Kittycatjam25 : UGH!! COME BACK RACHEL! >.<
[11:49:04] Kittycatjam25 : xD
[11:50:40] Winkieface101 : ............
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[11:50:53] Kittycatjam25 : ..................
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[11:51:01] Winkieface101 : What!? You did it twice.
[11:51:07] Kittycatjam25 : Oh sorry.
[11:51:29] Winkieface101 :
[11:51:32] Winkieface101 : xD
[11:51:36] Kittycatjam25 : Lol!!
[11:52:56] Winkieface101 : PKSHHHH!!!!!!
[11:53:00] Kittycatjam25 : .
[11:53:30] Winkieface101 : .
[11:53:33] Kittycatjam25 : .
[11:53:35] Winkieface101 : .
[11:53:40] Kittycatjam25 : .
[11:53:45] Winkieface101 : Pretty. :}
[11:54:03] Kittycatjam25 : OMGH, PILOT, COME BACK! WE NEED YOU!
[11:54:07] Winkieface101 : xD

I went to England for the week, and so on the last day, my step mom and I went to go and see a moie. We got lost, it started to rain, I had to take my flip flops off to aviod from sliding all over the place, then when we got there turns out we had bougth tickets for the new harry potter instead of the old one :/

so on a youth retreat, y leader(possibly the coolest college guy ever)was explaining portal two to me. And so he was telling us funny quotes too.

Nathan(my leader): So then u turn the evil lady into a potatoe. And u put the stupidest person ever in carge of the factpry. andhe sends u down an endless chasm. and yhe potatoe lady says, "Hi. How is your day?..Because I'm a POTATOE!!!"

so for the next five hours i was laghing uncontolably(m pretty sure it gave me a six pack)and randomly screaming, "Because im a potatoe!"

[13:35:10] Kittycatjam25 : I should probably leanr how to spell. xD

[13:35:18] @ Arik the Ninja : HAI CHAPSTICK

[13:35:20] @ Arik the Ninja : lol kat

[13:35:25] Kittycatjam25 : -.- *Learn.

Lol

[20:14:07] Haiden : FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO ROUND






I'M SO GLAD I KNOW THAT.

*My brother walks up to me.

Brother: Hey **********, so, I asked this dude online a question that apparently he knew and I didn't, and do you wanna know what he said?

Me: What?

Brother: He said "I win." What does that even mean?

Me: Well, he obviously won.

Brother: WON AT WHAT?!?!?!

Me: He won at winning.

Brother: ??? What does THAT mean?

Me: It means that you just spoke to Charlie Sheen and him winning just blew your mind.

Brother: ???

Me: "Poof," making an explosion with my hands.

Brother: Whatever


.... WINNING!!!

[00:50:54] Puppetmaster : well guys im go catch a sheep, night...erm...morning or whatever

Spoiler:

I fail.

Me: Hey, Winkie. Wanna go get some soda?

Winkie: I can't, Kat. I'm reading.

Me: What the crap?

Winkie: What do you mean?

Me: Winkie, I think we should tell somebody about this.

Winkie: Why!?

Me: Becuase I think we just switched places by mistake.

xD

At camp I had a blast. For the first few days of camp, I wasn't alowed to shower, so I just lathered myself in purfume and deoderent. When I could FINALLY take a shower, I was a little darker than usual. I was like, cool! I got a tan! But then when it was my turn to shower, I was disppointed with my so called "tan".

[23:21:36] @ Elle The Spy : /unclear
[23:21:41] @ Elle The Spy : oh dang. XD lol
[23:21:42] Ace of Spades : xD Elle.
[23:21:46] @ Amy The Princess : XDDD
[23:21:55] @ Nicosgirlfriend : fail

I was in destin for 5 days and me and my friend aren't morning people so when my mom came to wake me up one day it kind of went like this

Mom: wake up!!!! ( for the bajillionth time)
Me: I'm in the shower!!! * pulls blanket over my head*

A free minutes later ----

My friend: did u just say u were in the shower
Me: * rethinks then face palms*
My friend: laughs and locks me
Me: shut up * smacks her in the face with a pillow*

[23:22:58] Frankenteen has logged into the on Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:22 pm
[23:23:07] @ Winry Elric : hai Muffin~!
[23:24:01] In_His_Eyes : hi
[23:24:15] @ Jenny : hello stranger
[23:24:26] In_His_Eyes : Heller
[23:24:51] Frankenteen : hi
[23:24:52] Frankenteen : i'm new
[23:25:01] Frankenteen : does any1 wana post?????
[23:25:04] Frankenteen : ???????????????????????????/
[23:25:08] Frankenteen : ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
[23:25:24] @ Jenny : no
[23:25:27] @ Jenny : go away
[23:25:29] @ Winry Elric : xD
[23:25:33] @ Nicosgirlfriend : Hai Elly
[23:25:36] @ Nicosgirlfriend : nah
[23:25:43] In_His_Eyes : hey
[23:25:53] velisa : post where?
[23:26:03] @ Jenny : WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE "FRANKENTEEN"
[23:26:33] In_His_Eyes : D: jenny xD
[23:26:45] Frankenteen :
[23:27:02] @ Jenny : UGH GET OUT
[23:27:02] Frankenteen : y r u bieng so mean?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!11111111111//////
[23:27:10] velisa : post WHERE?
[23:27:22] @ Jenny : I HATE YOU
[23:27:30] velisa : ME?
[23:27:32] @ Jenny : THAT'S WHY I'M BEING MEAN
[23:27:32] In_His_Eyes : o.O
[23:27:45] @ Winry Elric : LOLOLOL
[23:27:50] In_His_Eyes : velisa shhh let them deal with thi
[23:27:52] velisa : WOW
[23:27:56] In_His_Eyes : haha
[23:27:57] Frankenteen : why Jenny why
[23:28:09] @ Jenny : YOUR A STUPID NOOB
[23:28:13] velisa : (CRIES)
[23:28:17] Frankenteen : *youre
[23:28:26] Frankenteen : hahahahahhahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa i pown u
[23:28:31] In_His_Eyes : velisa its not u please stop
[23:28:42] @ Jenny : *pwn
[23:28:47] @ Jenny : *you're
[23:29:02] Frankenteen : ok velisa
[23:29:08] In_His_Eyes : pound
[23:29:15] In_His_Eyes : pwned
[23:29:16] Frankenteen : lets pst @ vegas ok
[23:29:20] Frankenteen : ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
[23:29:37] velisa : sure
[23:29:38] @ Jenny : i thought i told you to get out
[23:29:46] Frankenteen : i just got my charlies approved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
[23:30:26] @ Winry Elric : charlies? what? xDD
[23:30:42] @ Jenny : go away
[23:30:49] Frankenteen : wat r u lafing Winry Elric ????????//
[23:31:39] @ Nicosgirlfriend : noob
[23:31:48] @ Nicosgirlfriend : :3
[23:32:22] velisa : im still here.
[23:32:40] Frankenteen : oh youre gosh velisa pst noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo00wwwwwwwwww
[23:32:43] Frankenteen : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
[23:33:01] @ Nicosgirlfriend : brb
[23:33:03] velisa : wat?
[23:33:08] @ Jenny : I'M GONNA GO COMMIT SUICIDE
[23:33:11] Frankenteen : plzzzzz pst
[23:33:17] Jenny has logged off the chat on Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:33 pm : THANKS A LOT \"FRANKENTEEN\"
[23:33:28] Frankenteen : ur welcome

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[15:21:43] Rita has been kicked by Alex Day
[15:21:45] Damascus has been kicked by Alex Day
[15:21:48] Frankenteen has logged into the on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:21 pm
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[15:21:52] Alex Day has logged into the on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:21 pm
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[15:21:56] @ Alex Day : Fail XD

[20:29:37] Kittycatjam25 : WHo wants me to start reading Happy Potter?

[20:29:40] Kittycatjam25 : *Harry



OH, SWEET TYPOS!

me: Mom, what's 8 minus 11? (note my age xD)
Mom: *looks at me disbelievingly* Really?
me: ...Whut?
Mom: You asked me what 8 minus 11 was.
me: ........I'M SORRY MY BRAIN DOESN'T WORK IN THE SUMMER!!! ......oh *facepalm* NEVERMIND!!! *voice muffled by hand*

i forget why i asked to. SO THERES TWO FAILS IN ONE POST!!! :D

Me: So, how many peets do you have?
My friend: I have three dogs.
Me: I thought you only had two.
My friend: Counting my sister, I have three.
My mom: *ROFL*
Me: *Facepalm*

And just now...

[20:07:03] Kittycatjam25 : I started reading happy potter last night.
[20:07:10] Kittycatjam25 : OH CRAP I DID IT AGAIN! >.<
[20:07:15] Kittycatjam25 : *HARRY