by Kat The Reject 8/10/2011, 2:42 pm
Me: Hey dad.
Dad: Yo Kat!
Me: ...Did you just say, 'Yo'?
Dad: Ya bet I did! Fo-shizzle!
Me: Fo-whaaazzle!?
Dad: You dig what I got, party peep? Shazam.
Me: Dad, stop trying to talk all cool. It just ain't cool. Sorry.
Dad: I was just trying to talk like all the kids do these days.
Me: Well...never try again.
LOL!
(This next one was two days later)
Me: Winkie. You remember your date is tonight, right?
Winkie: Yes, Kat. I remember.
Me: Okay...
Winkie: What?
Me: Don't you think you should work on your hair a little bit?
Winkie: Kat, that's what I'm doing. Stupid.
Me: Oh...
Winkie: What!?
Me: No offence, but your hair kinda looks like a dead duck.
Winkie: I KNOW! *Slams the bathroom door.*
Me: *Tried to hold off snickering*
(One hour later Winkie was still in the bathroom working on her hair.)
Winkie: *Playing with her hair* Okay...this looks good enough, I guess.
My dad: *strolls past the bathroom and sees Winkie.* *Snickers and then burst out laughing.*
Winkie: *Trows toilet paper at my dad.* SHUT UP!
My dad: *Still laughing runs down the steps*